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Tommy Robinson Jailed, U.K. Issues Media ...

British activist and journalist Tommy Robinson was arrested on Friday for “breaching the peace” and reportedly thrown in jail for 13 months while live streaming to his Facebook page about Muslim grooming gangs outside the Leeds Crown Court. News of Robinson’s arrest quickly spread across social media and began trending around the world. Those watching…

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REPORT: 5,000 New Cases of Female Genital Mutilation ...

A shocking new report has revealed over 5,000 new cases of Female Genital Mutilation were recorded between 2016-2017 in the United Kingdom. Reported by anti-extremist group Quilliam, the damning dossier states that though “5391 new cases of FGM were recorded in the UK […] Britain has failed to bring a single perpetrator of FGM to…

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Fearless Superhero Sadiq Khan to Ban Junk ...

In a city besieged by acid attacks, homicides, and a knife crime epidemic, one man has the solution to save us all: Banning junk food advertisements. That’s right. Further proving that he is the heroic Mayor we need but do not deserve, Sadiq Khan is planning London’s first ever junk food advertisement ban across the…

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Savior of Refugees Lily Allen Unfortunately Has ...

Alizee

Saint Lily Allen has revealed that she cannot house any refugees in her luxury flat, despite earlier claims that she would do so. Sorry, Syrians, there’s no room at the Allen Inn. Allen, who was once known for being a singer, previously stated she would take in a refugee after traveling to Calais to apologize…

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Windbag Sadiq Khan Offers to Give President ...

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Sadiq Khan is back at it again with opinions that nobody asked for. This time, when speaking to BBC Radio 4, Sadiq declared that he would be “happy” to “speak” with President Trump, despite taking any and every opportunity to attack him. Sadiq, as always, had a lot to say about Trump, though the Mayor…

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Full Text of MILO's Speech at 'Day ...

Milo Yiannopoulos

Hello everyone! My goodness! How lovely you all are. This is what east London used to look like.  On behalf of the intrepid souls on stage tonight, thank you for coming. The speakers here today have been through harrowing ordeals in their brave defence of free speech. Some of them are too modest to tell…

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Disabled British Man Faces Prison for Carrying ...

Alizee

A man with “significant learning difficulties” was arrested and jailed after found in a Scottish street carrying a potato peeler “without reasonable excuse.”  The United Kingdom must be stopped. Scott Walker, 39, was taken from custody to Dunfermline Sheriff Court where he admitted that he was carrying a potato peeler in a public place. Technically a potato…

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Fatherhood, Valor, and Baby Alfie: The English ...

Stephanie Gordon

“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds” –Samuel Adams The recent cases of hospital-hostages Alfie Evans and Charlie Gard have taught me something startling: the time for counter-force to meet force is upon us. Or at least it is upon England….

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Count Dankula Sticks It to Detractors, Donates ‘...

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Markus Meechan, the YouTube comedian better known as Count Dankula, has donated £800 to Glasgow Children’s Hospital in his open refusal to pay his fine for “grossly offensive” speech. Meechan is crowdfunding his appeal effort with the aid of the public, which has donated close to £160,000 to help him overturn his conviction over a…

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Anxiety Book Author Aaron Gillies Threatens President ...

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British writer Aaron Gillies, the author of books on coping with anxiety and mental illness, and self-described “anxious man,” is encouraging other British citizens to assault President Trump upon his visit to the UK. Posting on Twitter under his username @TechnicallyRon, Gillies, who enjoys a popular following of 144,000 people called upon his fans in the…

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Count Dankula Raises Over £135,000 to Appeal 'Grossly ...

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In less than 24 hours, Mark Meechan, better known as the YouTube comedian Count Dankula, has raised over  £135,000 ($188,000) in legal fees to appeal his conviction for a “grossly offensive” joke. On April 23, Meechan was ordered to pay an £800 fine for producing a comedy skit lambasting neo-Nazis. He trained his girlfriend’s pet…

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British Police Brag About Arresting 67-Year-Old Man ...

Alizee

The U.K. police have made themselves a laughing stock yet again, this time by gloating over the arrest of a driver who swore at a speed camera. Next, they’ll require a license to use social media correctly. Timothy Hill, 67, gave speed cameras the middle finger three times whilst driving in north-east England last December….

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U.K. Woman Guilty of Hate Crime ...

Alizee

A woman has astoundingly been convicted of being “grossly offensive” over a lyric on an Instagram tribute post. Chelsea Russell, 19, from Liverpool, U.K., posted a lyric from Snap Dogg’s “I’m Trippin’” on Instagram. The lyric contained racist language, but the post was meant to pay tribute to a boy who had died in a…

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Count Dankula Fined £800 in Landmark Case Against ...

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Markus Meechan, the Scottish comedian better known as Count Dankula, braced for a stretch of prison time today following his sentencing last month over a “grossly offensive” joke that landed him in trouble with the law. On Monday, the YouTuber who trained his girlfriend’s pet pug to perform the Nazi salute has been fined £800…

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'The Guardian' Announces Fiction Writing Contest for ...

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The Guardian is hosting it’s yearly short story competition for only black, Asian, and minority ethnic writers. No whites allowed. Showcased on the Guardian‘s website, the third competition of its kind, the winner for best short story will win £1000 ($1421) and an exclusive one-day publishing workshop. But only if you aren’t white. Last year’s…

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