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BUSTED! Rosie O'Donnell Caught Giving Illegal Campaign ...

Arch nemesis of Donald Trump and progressive comic Rosie O’Donnell has been caught illegally exceeding the limit for campaign donations to at least five separate Democratic candidates, according to a new report. Fox News reports the Federal Election Commission makes it clear that any one candidate cannot receive more than $2,700 from any single donor per election….

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Ex-Husband of Barbara Bush Bashing Prof Speaks ...

When Orie Cipollaro was 25 years old, he sat down next to a pair of beautiful young ladies in a bar near Sarah Lawrence College. “They were not  getting enough attention, so they started to make out with one another,” he says. “At 25 years old, joining in was definitely in my wheelhouse. Here started…

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CA Professor Who Mocked Barbara Bush's Death ...

  A professor in California this week shamelessly took shots at the recently deceased First Lady, Barbara Bush. Randa Jarrar, an English professor at California State University, Fresno, referred to the matriarch of the Bush family as an “amazing racist,” and said she was “happy the witch is dead” before gloating that her tenure would protect her…

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Fat Acceptance Advocate in Massive Twitter Fight ...

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A fat acceptance activist and feminist comedian has sparked mass derision on Twitter after accusing Cancer Research UK of fat-shaming. Sofie Hagen, 29, took offense to a recent ad campaign of Cancer Research UK, a well known charity in Britain, which simply stated the fact that obesity is a cause of cancer. Sofie tweeted angrily…

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REPORT: Michael Moore Joined 25,000 Leftists at Anti-Trump ...

Pawl Bazile

While there’s no evidence President Trump colluded with the Russians, Michael Moore certainly was taken in by them. The activist filmmaker has egg on his face for attending a rally allegedly organized by Russian hackers, according to Fox Business.  For over a year, the vocal leftist has belabored the conspiracy theory of Trump’s collusion with Russian operatives….

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Princeton University to Host Fat Positivity Dinner ...

Pawl Bazile

  Do you “identify” as fat? Princeton University will warn the chef you’re to coming to dinner! This month, the health center at the Ivy League institution will un-ironically host their first ever “Fat Positive Dinner.” The invitation is exclusive for students who “identify as fat” to start a dialogue, in between bites, on their…

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WATCH: 'We're Expected to See Their Vast, ...

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Bad news for campus hamplanets. A new study suggests fat people are getting stupider.  MILO discusses one of his favorite subjects, fat studies.  Watch the clip below THE MILO SHOW airs Monday to Friday, 4/3c beginning on January 29. Visit dangerous.com/join to subscribe. Fat People are Becoming More Stupid This is a free preview of THE MILO SHOW….

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Feminists Put Rosie Through the Grinder After ...

Pawl Bazile

Rosie O’Donnell has found out what’s in Room 101. The former talk show host turned liberal commentator received backlash on Twitter after observing how Senator Patty Murray was always frowning. She was swiftly on the receiving end of much lib-splaining about micro-aggressions. O’Donnell, famous for her long running feud with President Trump, quickly had her privilege checked…

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The City of Paris Declares War on ...

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Paris, the city of the svelte, is fighting against fat shaming in its eagerness to embrace its new status as a sanctuary city for the morbidly obese. A land fit for whales.  Coco Chanel, Pierre Cardin, and Christian Dior would have no place in modern day Paris. Once considered the center of high fashion and…

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Feminist Satire Website Shuts Down, Can't Out-Crazy ...

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As the left continues its spiral into insanity, it is increasingly difficult to tell satire from the real deal. The founder of an ostensibly feminist website called Medusa Magazine has come forward to admit that it was intended to satirize the feminist movement. Medusa Magazine‘s satirical feminist op-eds kept getting scooped by the actual liberal…

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Academic Claims Small Desks Perpetuate 'Fat Hatred' ...

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The head of the Women and Girls Research Alliance at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte (UNCC) claims fat people are placed in a “hostile physical environment” because of small desks in class.  Heather Brown, published an article titled “There’s always stomach on the table and I gotta write! Physical space and learning in fat college women,” in the latest…

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Professor Fights Swimsuit Inequality by 'Promoting Activism ...

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Debbie Christel, a professor and researcher at Washington State University, has developed a “fat fashion pedagogy” to combat “structural inequality” in swimsuit design.  According to her bio, Christel’s “research explores the best design methods for diverse body types– specifically for athletes classified as obese.” She also “requires each student to complete a project that is designed for the…

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Plus-Sized Model (Not Pictured) Wins Model of ...

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[Editor’s Note: Featured Image is not Ashley Graham. You’re welcome.] Ashley Graham was honored with the “Model Of The Year” award on Thursday night at the annual Harper’s Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards, cementing an unhealthy lifestyle as a style of choice for women.  Graham, who has recently taken pop culture by storm, seemingly won…

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More Meaty Models From Sports Illustrated

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The modeling industry took another hefty hit Wednesday when modeling heavyweight Kate Wasley was hired to showcase swimwear.  BFFs turned Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models… ❤️ (?: @yutsai88) | @arubatourism @renaruba #OneHappyIsland 12.3k Likes, 199 Comments – Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (@si_swimsuit) on Instagram: “BFFs turned Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models… ❤️ (?: @yutsai88) | @arubatourism @renaruba…” Although she isn’t as…

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Fat Florida Fraudster Pleads For Lighter Sentence ...

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There is no Supersize option in the clink.  Stephen Donaldson Snr, 72, was charged for the part he played in an offshore tax shelter scheme which set the IRS back $10 million. The fraudster asserted that as he is fat, he will die faster than the average person, which is completely true, meaning he should be dealt…

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