Staff Writer

Staff Writer

Staff Writer

Staff Writer

'I'm Not Dead Yet!'

Our Babe Ruth Coffin Clock advanced two minutes Sunday evening after the Supreme Court’s oldest Justice declared she had ‘at least five more years.’

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Communist Collusion Club Called Out

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A writer at feminist blog Jezebel has inadvertently revealed another secret avenue journalists from across several prominent media platforms use to collude narratives. 

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New York's Latest Burger Flipper

A fact-checker for the New Yorker magazine announced she ‘voluntarily’ resigned after she wrongly accused an ICE agent of sporting a Nazi tattoo.  

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Peter Fonda, 78, Wants Barron Trump to Get ...

The Secret Service has been alerted to a threat against the President’s family by actor Peter Fonda. Taking to Twitter on Wednesday, Jane Fonda’s little bro tweeted a call to harm the President’s youngest son. “We should rip Barron Trump from his mother’s arms and put him in a cage with pedophiles,” the actor wrote. …

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Cable News Compares U.S. Immigration Policy ...

Script-readers at CNN and MSNBC were in full-throttle hysteria over the weekend as the news cycle narrative shifted decidedly toward stories of children being separated from criminal alien parents crossing the border illegally.  Newsbusters reports those familiar, six-figure salaried, coastal talking heads evoked the holocaust, slavery, and Japanese internment camps a total of 22 times…

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Teacher Named Miss Sprinkles Arrested for Sex ...

A North Carolina high school teacher has been accused of engaging in sexual activity with a teenage student. The Cherokee County Sheriff’s office confirmed that Kayla Sprinkles, 26, was arrested earlier this month and has been handed a five count felony indictment from a grand jury for sexual activity with a student.  Sprinkles was new…

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Gays Get Trolled at West Hollywood Pride ...

Tolerance for me, but not for thee.  Earlier this month, West Hollywood, Calif. held its annual Gay Pride parade. Southern California’s favorite man-on-the-street, YouTuber Austen Fletcher, who goes by the moniker Fleccas Talks, was on hand to learn all about diversity and tolerance. One parade goer told Fleccas that Pride is about, “Love everyone for…

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PRIME SINISTER

British premier Theresa May ignores Tommy Robinson’s death sentence in favor of pandering to Muslim hurt feelings.

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SNOPES: Anthony Bourdain NOT Killed by Clinton ...

Following an investigation by Snopes, the “fact check” website highly utilized by left-wing media determined Hillary Clinton had nothing to do with the mysterious death of celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain.   Bourdain, 61, was found dead of an apparent suicide by hanging in his hotel room in Kaysersberg, France on June 8. He was in France filming an episode…

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ICE Arrests San Diego Illegal In Front ...

A video uploaded to YouTube last month shows U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents doing what they do best: barging into homes to drag out criminals while being sexy af.  In the video, agents attempt to pry open a locked metal-screen door at a San Diego residence while a woman shouts “We have to see…

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LEAK: Ben Shapiro's YAF Launches Smear Campaign ...

A damning internal memo leaked to the media reveals the Ben Shapiro-controlled Young Americas Foundation is engaged in an initiative to overthrow Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA. The memo, obtained by the Washington Examiner, and written by YAF’s vice president Kimberly Begg, seeks to align Kirk with Nazis and racists, suggests he may be embezzling…

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55 Illegals Nabbed in Texas Tractor-Trailer

Officials were called to a north San Antonio neighborhood Tuesday evening to find dozens of people congregating around a tractor-trailer. Homeland Security believes the individuals had just crossed into the country illegally and included teenagers and several children.  Spokesperson Nina Pruneda said the agency is investigating and other officials reported all the individuals were in good…

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2 Transgender High School Students Wallop Girls in ...

Parents in Connecticut are in an uproar after two male students who identify as female dominated the girls’ state track championships last week. Sophomore Terry Miller took first place in both the 100 and 200 meter dash. Another student who identifies as female, Andraya Yearwood, took second place in the 100 meter dash, reports News…

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Ben Shapiro Would Really Like You To ...

CNN contributor, #NeverTrumper, and Republican establishment talking-head Ben Shapiro wants all his fans to wish President Trump a happy birthday… for a not-so-small fee.    The Daily Wire editor-in-chief and New York Times sweetheart conservative sent a massive email blast out to his mailing list Tuesday collecting signatures, and dollars, in exchange to send a message…

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'100% Legal Drivers' Posters Appear on Papa John's ...

A mysterious set of posters went up Tuesday at multiple branches of Papa John’s Pizza across Los Angeles in the predawn hours.  One of the unusual posters depicts an image of President Donald Trump holding a slice of pizza with one hand and giving a thumbs up with the other. In a word bubble, the…

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Stun In The Oven

The president’s personal chef is described as a man ‘who currently prepares nutritionally balanced and delicious foods at the White House in Washington DC and is a Master Chef trained in classical plating, baking/ cake decoration, and a master ice carver.’

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Kim Jong Un Commits to 'Complete Denuclearization' ...

Meeting in Singapore on Tuesday, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un signed a deal committing to the complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. “President Trump committed to provide security guarantees to the DPRK and Chairman Kim Jong Un reaffirmed his unwavering commitment to complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula,” according to a preamble of the…

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Michigan Man Punches Bear in Face to ...

A Michigan man stumbled upon a terrifying sight after letting his pet beagle outside in the pre-dawn hours on a recent morning. Around 4:30am the man responded to his beagle barking only to find a large, dark shadow moving toward him. It turned out to be a black bear, the only species of bear that…

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Justin Trudeau Accused of Groping Young Reporter ...

An 18 year old editorial from a local Canadian newspaper has emerged accusing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of inappropriate sexual contact with a reporter.  In the article from August 2000 published in the Creston Valley Advance, a local paper in British Columbia, Trudeau told the young woman: “I’m sorry. If I had known you were reporting…

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'One Evil Woman,' Ex-Bosses Speak Out ...

MSNBC’s Joy Reid is being accused by former colleagues of creating a “toxic” work environment, threatening co-workers with physical violence, and peddling homophobia.  During Reid’s time as co-host and producer of “Wake Up South Florida,” a radio show on station WTPS 1080 AM, her former cohost described MSNBC’s “AM Joy” star as being “one evil…

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