Alizee

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Alizee

Alizee

Alizee

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Fearless Superhero Sadiq Khan to Ban Junk ...

In a city besieged by acid attacks, homicides, and a knife crime epidemic, one man has the solution to save us all: Banning junk food advertisements. That’s right. Further proving that he is the heroic Mayor we need but do not deserve, Sadiq Khan is planning London’s first ever junk food advertisement ban across the…

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Savior of Refugees Lily Allen Unfortunately Has ...

Saint Lily Allen has revealed that she cannot house any refugees in her luxury flat, despite earlier claims that she would do so. Sorry, Syrians, there’s no room at the Allen Inn. Allen, who was once known for being a singer, previously stated she would take in a refugee after traveling to Calais to apologize…

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Windbag Sadiq Khan Offers to Give President ...

Sadiq Khan is back at it again with opinions that nobody asked for. This time, when speaking to BBC Radio 4, Sadiq declared that he would be “happy” to “speak” with President Trump, despite taking any and every opportunity to attack him. Sadiq, as always, had a lot to say about Trump, though the Mayor…

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Disabled British Man Faces Prison for Carrying ...

A man with “significant learning difficulties” was arrested and jailed after found in a Scottish street carrying a potato peeler “without reasonable excuse.”  The United Kingdom must be stopped. Scott Walker, 39, was taken from custody to Dunfermline Sheriff Court where he admitted that he was carrying a potato peeler in a public place. Technically a potato…

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Feminist Journo Outraged by Sign Encouraging Nice ...

Former assistant editor of the Huffington Post Dina Rickman caused a stir on social media after claiming Transport For London, London’s mass transit authority, were encouraging sexual harassment with a sign on the underground. The sign, with normal vision, reads: “When you see something beautiful in someone, tell them. It may take a second to…

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Peppa Pig Banned in China! British Children's ...

And this little piggy went to the gulag. A video sharing app in China has removed British children television show Peppa Pig due to it being “subversive.” Douyin, the Chinese app, has blocked the Western porcine after state media claimed that Peppa had become an icon for “unruly” young Chinese adults. According to the Global…

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SJW Twitter Mob Launches Onslaught at Teenager ...

The cult of recreational outrage was in full swing over the weekend ignited by a high school student’s prom dress. A Twitter user by the name of Keziah uploaded photographs dressed in her prom outfit, which was a cheongsam, or a Chinese-style dress. Though a fairly innocuous photoset, the tweet caught the ire of another…

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German Jews Advised to Not Wear Yarmulkes ...

German Jews are warning their own people against wearing yarmulkes in public due to a rise in anti-Semitic attacks. Josef Schuster, who is president of the Central Council of Jews in Germany, spoke to Berlin public radio to advise Jews to be careful in big cities. He said: “Defiantly showing your colours would in principle…

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British Police Brag About Arresting 67-Year-Old Man ...

The U.K. police have made themselves a laughing stock yet again, this time by gloating over the arrest of a driver who swore at a speed camera. Next, they’ll require a license to use social media correctly. Timothy Hill, 67, gave speed cameras the middle finger three times whilst driving in north-east England last December….

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U.K. Woman Guilty of Hate Crime ...

A woman has astoundingly been convicted of being “grossly offensive” over a lyric on an Instagram tribute post. Chelsea Russell, 19, from Liverpool, U.K., posted a lyric from Snap Dogg’s “I’m Trippin’” on Instagram. The lyric contained racist language, but the post was meant to pay tribute to a boy who had died in a…

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'The Guardian' Announces Fiction Writing Contest for ...

The Guardian is hosting it’s yearly short story competition for only black, Asian, and minority ethnic writers. No whites allowed. Showcased on the Guardian‘s website, the third competition of its kind, the winner for best short story will win £1000 ($1421) and an exclusive one-day publishing workshop. But only if you aren’t white. Last year’s…

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Woman Raped as a Child by Grooming ...

In yet another damning revelation against British authorities, a Rotherham child abuse victim has come forward to say police accused her of being a ‘child prostitute’ and even threatened to take her kids away. Speaking to the Mail on Sunday with an extract from her new book, Sammy Woodhouse details her horrifying past as a grooming gang…

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New Study Finds Nearly Half of Brits ...

A YouGov poll commissioned by Hope Not Hate, a organization that considers left-leaning comedian Ricky Gervais to be “far right,” found two out of five Brits are deeply concerned about multiculturalism.  The poll took answers from 5200 people. 43 per cent of responders predicted that relationships will deteriorate between U.K. communities over the next few years….

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Corey Feldman Now Says He Thinks He ...

Speaking to several media outlets while promoting his new film, Corey Feldman revealed his car doors were locked during a recent alleged attack.  The former child star caused a stir on social media on March 28 claiming that he was stabbed whilst sitting in his car at a red light in Los Angeles. He tweeted…

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Meet the U.K.’s Craziest MP: ...

Meet David Lammy, MP for the Labour party and representing Tottenham since 2000. Lammy made the rounds on social media this week for a goof during a televised interview with the BBC. Due to an increase in knife crime and violence, concerns are rising over the safety of the London youth and the efficiency of…

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London Police Arrest 78-Year-Old Man for MURDER ...

A 78-year-old pensioner who was arrested on suspicion of murdering a suspected burglar has been released on bail. The pensioner, named locally as Richard Osborn-Brooks found two intruders inside his house at South Park Crescent in southeast London at approximately 12:45am. One of the intruders was armed with a screwdriver, causing a struggle with Osborn-Brooks…

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Documents Reveal British Police Routinely Withheld Evidence ...

Shocking documents have revealed that British police officers are being trained to avoid giving vital evidence that would undermine their criminal cases. A dossier, seen by The Times of London draws upon reports from 14 focus groups with the police. These focus groups included prosecutors, judges, and a survey of prosecutors. In one section of the…

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London's Murder Rate Overtakes New York for ...

The violent crime and murder rate for London in February and March has overtaken New York’s figures for the first time in modern history, statistics show. New York and London have roughly the same population (8.5m), hence the comparison. Statistics from the Metropolitan police and the New York Police Department reported by the Sunday Times show that…

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Left-Wing Targeted Harassment Campaign Got Tommy Robinson ...

An e-mail obtained by DANGEROUS appears to show a targeted harassment campaign from a far-left activist group to get Tommy Robinson suspended from Twitter.  On Wednesday the 35-year-old British activist was suspended yet again from the social media platform, and this time the ban appears to be permanent. Though Robinson had over 400,000 followers at…

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Hofstra Students to Protest Statue of 'Neo-Nazi ...

A student group of activists are calling from the statute of Thomas Jefferson to be removed from campus at Hofstra University. Student and Black Lives Matter activist Ja’loni Owens started a petition on Change.org demanding of the removal of the statue. Owens writes: It is unfortunate then that a bronze sculpture of a 71-year-old Thomas…

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U.K. Police May Investigate Comedian Jonathan ...

Popular satirist and comedian Tom Walker, known by his alias Jonathan Pie, has been reported to the U.K. Metropolitan police over a video he uploaded regarding freedom of speech. Though he was reported for a “social experiment,” the Metropolitan police have supposedly taken the speech code violation seriously. In a screenshot uploaded to his Twitter…

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