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Lena Dunham LOSES WEIGHT, Cites “Soul-Crushing Pain” Of Trump’s Presidency

The internet is reeling after news that Lena Dunham has LOST WEIGHT.

The news comes via The Daily Mail, which reports that Dunham attributes her weight loss to President Donald Trump, claiming the “soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness” she feels has helped her drop the pounds.

“Donald Trump became President and I stopped being able to eat food,” she says.

Dunham – a fair bit more than half the woman she used to be, but hey it’s progress – appeared at the opening of her friend Tracy Anderson’s studio in New York yesterday.

She also – gasp! – exercises, describing her regimen as “a mix of aerobics, strength training, and something that kind of resembles Pilates.”

Many social media users appear to be taking this as a sign that under Trump, anything is truly possible.

https://twitter.com/CGibbs1986/status/842357798918742016

Others aren’t so enthusiastic.

Source:
The Daily Mail

48 Comments

48 Comments

  1. Hajvan

    March 16, 2017 at 9:26 am

    She’s still ugly tho. No amount of training can fix that.

    • Proud2bfromtheUSA

      March 16, 2017 at 9:39 am

      Only God could fix that.

      • HT

        March 16, 2017 at 10:12 am

        It would be better if he just turned her into a pillar of dogchit.

        • Proud2bfromtheUSA

          March 16, 2017 at 10:27 am

          I thought that had already happened.

          • HT

            March 16, 2017 at 10:58 am

            Good point.

  2. TheAngryGerman

    March 16, 2017 at 9:36 am

    Jeez, this woman is a disgrace for all women of the world. How can one be so ugly?

  3. Proud2bfromtheUSA

    March 16, 2017 at 9:39 am

    she is still ugly as all get out.

    • Jack Bannerman

      March 16, 2017 at 11:34 am

      As a southerner, I approve of the use of “all get out” lol

  4. Eric Poland

    March 16, 2017 at 9:41 am

    I have to ask this about many current “celebrities”: Why is she famous?

    • Proud2bfromtheUSA

      March 16, 2017 at 9:44 am

      Apparently she diddled her sister as a child and then has some kind of mental handicap that causes her to say stupid crap all the time.

  5. Bill R

    March 16, 2017 at 9:47 am

    He is the Miracle Man

  6. Lichenut

    March 16, 2017 at 10:00 am

    Truthfully, she probably started dieting and exercising because a) she felt ugly, and b) her doctor told her to get healthy. She’s probably just making this Trump excuse to be melodramatic and political, plus it will get her fat positive fans off her back. Either way, at least she’s losing.

    • JasonRMJ (جاسون)

      March 16, 2017 at 10:10 am

      That’s a really good assumption.

    • Yasmine

      March 16, 2017 at 10:27 am

      That, or she realises the tide is turning and people aren’t going to take fat whiners seriously any more.

  7. HT

    March 16, 2017 at 10:11 am

    She’s still a disgusting pig.

    • Reiver

      March 16, 2017 at 8:49 pm

      A walking yeast infection.

      • Ima Man-In-Adress

        March 17, 2017 at 2:36 pm

        I’m sure she’s got things MUCH worse than a yeast infection. Yeast infections are fairly common among women. Lena Dunham is more like a walking case of STDS like herpes and genital warts–INCURABLE!

  8. Mark LaPointe

    March 16, 2017 at 10:11 am

    Trump helping fat woman lose weight since 2017.

    • Joanne Dorlando

      March 17, 2017 at 10:46 am

      lol

    • Ima Man-In-Adress

      March 17, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      He actually had a big brouhaha with that Alicia Machado Miss Universe–who won the title and then spent the next few months packing on about 50 pounds or more. Remember evil old lesbian Killary Clinton dragging her into the limelight to try to smear Trump in the press?

  9. CB750Rider

    March 16, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Now that she lost weight all she needs is some plastic surgery and a good psychoanalyst.

  10. Sunsha

    March 16, 2017 at 10:30 am

    She will lose more weight, feel attractive and join the Trump team. Join our side, we don’t have cookies!

  11. pinetreeflag

    March 16, 2017 at 11:23 am

    Amazing how inconsistent these libs are with their self-love. Wasn’t it just anti- body shame week? Shouldn’t she have continued with her body as before. Trump didn’t make her work out!

    • Manius

      March 16, 2017 at 9:09 pm

      Hopefully now it’ll just be a matter of time before the fat ones attack this skank for offending them. It could easily happen now that she doesn’t have “fat hog privilege” to talk about fatness.

  12. Jack Bannerman

    March 16, 2017 at 11:32 am

    No worries, Michael Moore will eat what she won’t.

    • Manius

      March 16, 2017 at 9:05 pm

      He ain’t goin hungry!

    • Ima Man-In-Adress

      March 17, 2017 at 2:38 pm

      450 pound Michael Moore got some ugly chubby Joo boy to do an anti-white documentary that was promoting Mike Brown of Ferguson as ‘misunderstood’ when he tried to steal officer Darryl Wilson’s gun.

  13. Gaius Octavius

    March 16, 2017 at 11:39 am

    She’s working out? Isn’t that implying there’s something wrong with being fat? What, she’s body shaming women? Not accepting fat people? Too good to be fat, is that it Lena? You make me sick 😀

  14. Randy Lay

    March 16, 2017 at 11:45 am

    the fat bitch owes Trump bigtime

  15. Randy Lay

    March 16, 2017 at 11:46 am

    hope she waste away to nothing ..wait she is nothing

  16. Our Bloody Mary Hospital

    March 16, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    What I have feared has started to happen: Dunham is collapsing into herself like a neutron star.

    • Ima Man-In-Adress

      March 17, 2017 at 2:40 pm

      She’s no ‘star.’–not of ANY kind. Do you mean a BIG BLACK HOLE?

  17. Jaybergen

    March 16, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    You can lose weight, but you can’t lose stupid and ugly.

    • Ima Man-In-Adress

      March 17, 2017 at 2:39 pm

      She’s still an ugly, degenerate, vile, disgusting member of the ‘Tribe’ who admitted to molesting her younger sister, who is now an adult and a lesbian. ‘Coincidence’? I think not.

  18. Ryan S

    March 16, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    Who else thought the first two pics were before and were waiting to see after??

  19. NoMore9to5Work .

    March 16, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    She’s still fukin ugly

  20. txqban

    March 16, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Gravity is getting a well-deserved break.

  21. Myob Nosy

    March 16, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    If Trump is all that “soul crushing”, he apparently didn’t do it right. The lard *ss is still living. If her soul were truly crushed, she’d be dead.

  22. DaisyToo

    March 16, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    That’s funny, she still looks fat.

  23. charles_1

    March 16, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    It’d be nice if she lost about 200 more pounds.

  24. mark white

    March 16, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Can she continue this and take the Karen Carpenter route?? Please?!?!?!?

  25. Neral Kujata

    March 16, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    Wow, looks like fat shaming really does work.

  26. Reiver

    March 16, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    Coyote Ugly: When you wake up in the morning next to that, and chew your arm off at the shoulder, rather than risking moving it and waking that up,

  27. Chauncey Hall

    March 16, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    Eat a big bag of Dicks and Scrotums, you whore.

  28. Manius

    March 16, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Seems like disgusting skank should be thanking him. Too bad he can’t implant a working brain for her.

  29. Jackie Puppet

    March 17, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    If Lena keeps losing weight, she’ll disappear altogether soon enough.

  30. Useful Vidiots

    March 18, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Once a potato, always a potato.

  31. RooThree Story

    March 19, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Yet another example of a person who lives secondhand. She lives through other people’s opinions of what she is supposed to be.

    Beware of Darkness.

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