Alert: Peak Triggered Levels Have Been Reached

The Huffington Post’s “Women” page put out a call for women reconsidering having children following President Donald Trump’s election victory and the responses are every bit as triggered as you’d expect.

It didn’t take long for the Huffington Post’s most triggered readers to make an appearance.

“All the white people with ‘it’s a 4 year cycle blah blah blah’ your literal privilege is showing,” declared Facebook user Artemis Arae. “If that’s all you think the decisions they are making, the hate they are spreading, and the small mindedness towards other cultures and religions is then you have no idea what’s really going on. Sure, he’s only there 4-8 years. But that’s a lifetime for some.”

“This election gave me a million more reasons NOT to have children,” declared Whitney Hasenkopf.

Hayden Selchow wrote, “women aren’t the only ones who can get pregnant um.”

Not everyone was triggered, mind you. Bob Hardy wrote, “if one is reconsidering having children based on a 4-8 year electoral cycle it is a good thing they are limiting their gene pool.”

Ji Shin replied to that comment by declaring, “must be nice to be so disconnected from the hardship of women’s everyday life and survival as to be able to write off issues such as reproductive rights, access to healthcare, economic injustice, normalized gendered violence, safety based on skin color or sexual orientation, and poisoned food and water as a ‘4-8 year electoral cycle.'”

“As a child-free woman myself, I even think this is ridiculous,” stated Natalia Munoz.

She was quickly shunned.

“The mess he will create is beyond comprehension,” insisted Margaret Parisi Fazzone.

“He will eventually be gone, but the people who support him remain,” wrote Nicole Byram. “Bring a kid around people like that? I don’t think so.”

Huffington Post



  1. DeeJay Gude

    March 6, 2017 at 9:44 am

    These progbot outbursts both frighten me and make my day.

    • toominator

      March 6, 2017 at 9:49 am

      DeeJay Gude – I’m tempted to make that sentence my permanent .signature 😀

      • John

        March 6, 2017 at 10:44 am

        Ah fuck I might have too

  2. Justin

    March 6, 2017 at 9:45 am

    Fantastic idea! I fully support and encourage them the stop reproducing

  3. toominator

    March 6, 2017 at 9:52 am

    I can only assume this goes hand in hand with those threatening to castrate themselves if Trump were to be elected. While I’m concerned that these folks do not see the self-defeating result of their actions, my joy over protecting society from their potential offspring outweighs said concern. 😛

    • Mauny Kaseburg

      March 6, 2017 at 11:51 am

      They are not actually have sex with MEN (for them that would be a betrayal of Third Wave Feminism) – but I feel sorry for the Turkey Baster industry which will see a drastic drop in production. Sad.

    • Kimberly Patton

      March 6, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      Obviously. . like do it!! Please!

  4. ithinkerer

    March 6, 2017 at 9:52 am

    I didn’t know genderless extraterrestrials could reproduce! There you have it, you learn new things every day!

    • Charlotte Wiggs

      March 6, 2017 at 11:30 am

      For the win!! Hahaha

  5. AverageJoe1987

    March 6, 2017 at 9:57 am

    I fully support this.

    Brainless liberals breeding just leads to more liberals later.

    So if liberals refuse to have babies to spite our side for electing Trump, it can only do great things for the country later because these nimrods will end up voluntarily cleaning up the gene pool.

  6. Steve Baker

    March 6, 2017 at 9:58 am

    Yes! Liberals should definitely not have children.

    • LatinLiberty

      March 6, 2017 at 4:16 pm

      Yes, not good for the environment to have exhaling carbon dioxide spewing babies.

  7. Kym G

    March 6, 2017 at 9:59 am

    This is great news… finally SOMETHING that will stop the mass reproduction of unwanted children that have 7 half siblings, 3 deadbeat baby daddies and the balls to demand I pay to support them or abort them all because nobody is willing to work for a living.

    • Kimberly Patton

      March 6, 2017 at 1:04 pm


  8. franky

    March 6, 2017 at 10:00 am

    Well it won’t make any difference if they stop reproducing…..they were all getting abortions anyway…..even before all this started!

  9. William

    March 6, 2017 at 10:05 am

    Whitney Hasenkopf has invariably done a great service to mankind.

  10. William

    March 6, 2017 at 10:08 am

    They demand national safe zones before they bring a child into the world filled with their own indoctrination. Have you heard of anything so absurd?

    • AverageJoe1987

      March 6, 2017 at 10:09 am

      They want national safe zones, but then don’t believe in anyone from our side being granted any rights without said liberals thinking they should be allowed to sic their Antifa terrorists on us.

  11. Diane Stephan

    March 6, 2017 at 10:15 am

    I’m getting a sneaking suspicion no one would want to impregnate these women to begin with.

    • Mauny Kaseburg

      March 6, 2017 at 11:54 am

      Drop in turkey baster production…sad….:(((

    • whoselineisitanyway

      March 6, 2017 at 11:59 am

      If you were a man, would you want to?

      • Cuda

        March 7, 2017 at 10:39 am

        Thanks I just lost breakfast…….. lol

  12. SheilaK

    March 6, 2017 at 10:16 am

    Holy shit. If you ‘ladies’ are this stupid, then you probably shouldn’t be pro creating anyway.

  13. positively4thstreet

    March 6, 2017 at 10:20 am

    Poisoned food and water? Trump had nothing to do with Flint Michigan. Their big problem is they didn’t have a friggen clue what was happening before so now it’s Trump who’s going to destroy the pristine environment.

  14. Paula Camp

    March 6, 2017 at 10:21 am

    I love that the first mentions religion but we all know what she really means.

    • AverageJoe1987

      March 6, 2017 at 10:29 am


      THe only religion the left believes should be allowed to exist.

      The only one that oppresses women and kills gays. That’s why the left really loves Islam so much. They hope if they bring Sharia here they can drop the facade of tolerance and start getting to do what they want.

  15. Fuzzy Curmudgeon

    March 6, 2017 at 10:22 am

    Dear triggered liberals: Please, don’t have children. The nation will thank you.

  16. Tianna92

    March 6, 2017 at 10:22 am

    Share their stories? You only need one and it will go something like this:
    “I really wanted to have children so I can brainwash them into thinking that the straight white man is the number 1 enemy. However, now that a racist, misogynistic homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, straight white man is now our president, I can’t. I can’t willing bring a child into this world knowing that my country’s president is making our planet unsafe for the next generation.”

    What a bunch of pathetic sacks of human excrement these people are.

    NEWS FLASH: The world was like that before Trump and the world will continue to be like that after Trump.

  17. Joseph McFee

    March 6, 2017 at 10:39 am

    finally a eugenics program that works.

    • Luckylucylou

      March 6, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      Finally, a eugenics program I can support.

  18. Gcayse1

    March 6, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Obviously this ‘triggered’ woman hasn’t looked at her 401K lately. But something tells me she doesn’t even invest in one. The American Tax Payers are probably her 401K! These ‘triggered’ women embarrass me as a woman!

  19. Trigger Warning

    March 6, 2017 at 10:59 am

    My literal privilege? You mean attending school and learning English? Why, thankyou!

  20. Brian McClenahan

    March 6, 2017 at 11:22 am

    To all liberals, Hell everyone try this, befriend some Muslim people on facebook or twitter. After 2 weeks, announce that you’re gay and see how many of them unfriend you. All individuals, discuss the plan with your significant other first before posting.

    • Angel Jay Jay Grandal

      March 6, 2017 at 12:09 pm

      Oh and post daily bacon centered recipes

    • Luckylucylou

      March 6, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      I knew a woman who met & married a Muslim. She converted while she was engaged to him. I went to high school with this woman & was her boss at the time she became engaged. We were always friendly & I had protected her on the job from a harassing fellow employee who had tried to set her up for theft. It was religiously motivated. She later changed jobs & we lost contact. About 5 years later I saw her while shopping. I called out to her & she looked toward me & then dropped her head. She had a head scarf on & she was with her husband. She never smiled, she never waved, nothing. Then I noticed that she was following him, about 1-2 feet behind him, never getting closer & never getting further away. I have never seen anyone as whipped down as she looked. It broke my heart. I don’t know if he is/was Sharia or not. I know I don’t want any part of that, though. I also met a woman once who had been married to a Muslim from Saudi. She was American & they lived in the US. He kept her locked up so she couldn’t leave him & couldn’t go anywhere without him. She told some harrowing stories.

  21. Angela

    March 6, 2017 at 11:45 am

    So does this mean soon all the parents at pta will be sain? … Awesome!

  22. Carmen

    March 6, 2017 at 11:46 am

    Can you imagine what it would be like if they did stop reproducing? 1. Less welfare 2. An almost decade long of smarter and successful children 3. Less anti-American, thuggish children born. 4. Less children to indoctrinate in schools 5. Less spending in MEDICAID and many more!

  23. Mauny Kaseburg

    March 6, 2017 at 11:49 am

    Phew…I was worried about that…probably really good idea for them not to reproduce. I am totally behind this idea and will put in my two cents worth on the HuffPo site!

  24. whoselineisitanyway

    March 6, 2017 at 11:54 am

    If this woman is that obsessed with her “trauma”, NO she shouldn’t have kids.
    Sick, too sick. GET YOUR TUBES TIED HONEY.

  25. Mark Fitzsimons

    March 6, 2017 at 11:56 am

    Let us not forget the #jumpfortrump campaign!!

  26. kamenetz

    March 6, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    The thing that is the most insane is that most of these “triggered posts” are by dumb libtard rich WHITE WOMEN. I did a quick peek at the names, love what comes up to tell you a bit more which way they lean… Whitney Hasenkopf Holistic Nutrition Therapist – Portland, OR.

  27. myddrinemrys

    March 6, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Oh dear. You won’t reproduce? However will we survive without more brainwashed children in our midst?

  28. Chris Richardson

    March 6, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Rationalizing their decision to not have kids by blaming the president. Sad.

    • DEPLORABLE Grandma Susan

      March 6, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      But a really GOOD decision, agreed?

  29. ytuque

    March 6, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Trump is acting like chlorine for the gene pool.

  30. pattyasm

    March 6, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    Muslim Population overtakes ALL! Now WHY China Allows 2 Kids! Russia Call Out For More Russian Born Babies-to Stop Immigration! America uses Planned Parenthood ( Fed Paid Abortions ) to kill Black Babies ( but USES BLM-to Spread Hate) Obama is Half-Kenyan & Half-Muslim ( from Radical Father he lived with, & who loved the Muslim Call), His Grandparents who raised him are Communists! Children Learn What They Live! Obama 8-yr Rule-our kids were only about 12-yrs Old when he was elected, they watched “Modern Family”, Transgender, Obama Law NOT “Rule of Law”! Voting Age should be changed to Age 29 ( average age Adults move out of Nest), Times Have Changed from my day of 1973 HS, then 18- yr Old Young Men were Drafted to Vietnam, Marriage Was Normal at Age 18, now 30’s? I got married at age 17 in 1973, ENJOYED MY FIRST GRANDKID AT AGE 36, now ppl will be 65 yrs Old when kids graduate HS, Won’t live long enuf to Become Needed Grandparents! What’s Wrong with This Picture???

  31. livinfree2010

    March 6, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    Liberals don’t “think” about wanting to have kids, they find out they are knocked up after a weekend binge of molly and booze, and interracial antifa orgies.

  32. PunJabber

    March 6, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    How sad to see the end of a breeding-heart liberal …

  33. DEPLORABLE Grandma Susan

    March 6, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Well, we’ve begun to take our country back. Now, we need to set up a GoFund account for CONSERVATIVES to reproduce.

    We out think them, we out vote them, time to out breed them and be done with them for good!

    • Luckylucylou

      March 6, 2017 at 3:05 pm

      You are so right! I think it is probably too late for you & me, Susan, but we need to get this younger generation to do their duty for the country. 🙂 Each of my children had 1 child. So unpatriotic!

      • DEPLORABLE Grandma Susan

        March 6, 2017 at 3:37 pm

        I had 5. Always told my kids I was doing my part to raise the water level in the gene pool.

        • logicalvoice

          March 6, 2017 at 4:50 pm

          ROFL. That’s too good. These couples with one child aren’t even helping to maintain the current level.

          • DEPLORABLE Grandma Susan

            March 6, 2017 at 4:58 pm

            I actually had people ask me (in horror!) why we had 5 kids.

            My husband always answered “Because we didn’t want six”.

        • Luckylucylou

          March 6, 2017 at 5:51 pm

          I had as many as I could have & it broke my heart that I couldn’t have more. I admire you & your 5. I envy your large family.

  34. CORMAC___NJ

    March 6, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Get a tubal girls. Mistakes happen!

    • logicalvoice

      March 6, 2017 at 4:47 pm

      I would Go-Fund-Me that! Wouldn’t want them to have to watch a child grow up and follow the conservative agenda just because they miss a pill.

  35. GetInMyBellyNow

    March 6, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    Kill yourselves in protest Liberals. That’ll show us. That’ll show us good.

  36. charles_1

    March 6, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    Huffington post is full of things that make you go WTF. But the idea that there’s a bunch of alt-left morons deciding not to reproduce because trump got elected. Well, that just makes me think that Trump found yet another way to MAGA.

    It also doesn’t shock me that alt-left liberal women would not want to procreate. They probably married, or recreate, with alt-left “males” wearing pussy hats. No wonder they don’t want to continue the species.

  37. smoorega

    March 6, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Thank GOD these people will not reproduce.

  38. Diana Maras

    March 6, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    This makes me like Trump even more. If he can get stupid people to stop breeding then I might just have to vote for him next election.

  39. Surething Toots

    March 6, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    The less liberal/social just warriors there are .. the better. Your non existent, pressured to be trans child appreciates it.

  40. Adnil Yelkam

    March 6, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    our current president has hardly done anything yet but he’ll bear the burden of decades of disaster on top of anything he does during his term.

  41. LatinLiberty

    March 6, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    Hi Emma…as a transgendered man, my partner and I were hoping to have children during a Ms. Clinton presidency. We hoped she would usher in a new golden era where transgendered rights would advance beyond using the restroom closest to my sexual identity. She would support and fund my right to give birth to my own children. Those dreams have shattered. My heart breaks knowing I a may be to old to bare children after an 8 year Trump presidency. America is so unfair to deny me my civil rights. I’m victim all over again. Hear my tears.

    • DEPLORABLE Grandma Susan

      March 6, 2017 at 5:00 pm

      Bare children, go to jail. Bear children, make the National Enquirer.

  42. CuckLivesMatter

    March 6, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    I was born in the final months of the Carter administration, I turned out okay. (I think)

  43. ECT

    March 6, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    Personally, I’m loving this total exposure of the libs true colors.. let crazy continue to be exposed!

  44. Sally Smith

    March 6, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    “Women aren’t the only ones who can get pregnant”

    • DEPLORABLE Grandma Susan

      March 6, 2017 at 4:59 pm

      I noticed that!

  45. Vladimeir The Irredeemable

    March 6, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    If Trump supporters didn’t exist nothing would get done.

  46. David Stephenson

    March 6, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    Sigh. Thank you, Milo, for sifting through social media and finding the amusing gems so the rest of us don’t have to.

  47. jdgrn01

    March 6, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    LMAO They’re triggered because he’s taking away all their “freebies.” Now, get back to work and STFU..

  48. Pat Patrix

    March 6, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    I mean…it’s not like they were going to have kids anyway.

  49. Claeton

    March 6, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    This is GREAT NEWS, they will not have offspring that is just as ignorant as them. Please Please follow through with this, from this conservative Patriot I support all of you that make the decision to not spread you genes. Talk about Making America Great Again!!!!????????????????????????????????????

  50. Aara McCrory

    March 6, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    I hope all these people threatening to get castrated, sterilized, or otherwise abstain from reproducing actually follow through with it. The effects can only be positive.

  51. Timothy B Sarver

    March 6, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    “must be nice to be so disconnected from the hardship of women’s everyday life and survival as to be able to write off issues such as reproductive rights, access to healthcare, economic injustice, normalized gendered violence, safety based on skin color or sexual orientation, and poisoned food and water as a ‘4-8 year electoral cycle.’” Jesus Christ they’re such fucking drama queens. These little entitled brats have no fucking clue how good they have it here in America. Is America perfect? Of course not, but it’s still the freest country on the planet. Women have access to healthcare, taxpayer funded abortion, birth control and tampons are not “Reproductive rights”. We’re not responsible for YOUR inability to keep your god damn legs shut. Besides if your the strong, independent women you claim to be you’ll tell your man to wear a god damn condom. I’d like to drop these snowflakes off in Iraq or Saudi Arabia and so they can see what REAL oppression and injustice looks like.

  52. dee

    March 7, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    I would support government supported sterilization for all the triggered liberals!!!

  53. Doug Packer

    March 8, 2017 at 9:30 am

    The title of the article can be “A Positive Future”, because it’s definitely a positive if these loons don’t reproduce.

  54. Chesapeake

    March 8, 2017 at 11:10 am

    Sperm banks will be going out of business over this.

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