Cory Michael HatzlImage: Longroom

Naked Florida Man Starts Fight Club At Chick-fil-A

Florida, au naturel.

A Florida man was arrested Monday after he stripped naked in a Chick-fil-A parking lot and challenged passersby to a brawl. 30-year-old Cory Michael Hatzl was taken into Palm Coast police custody after a witness called law enforcement to report her boyfriend was being chased by a man on a bicycle.

When officers arrived at the scene the chick-n-stripper was completely nude yelling about his genitals and demanding people fight him, reports ABC affiliate Local 10. A Flagler County officer reported he “observed multiple vehicles drive by while [the man] was nude and yelling ‘look at my [expletive].’”

Another witness said Hatzl yelled, “you’re gay for looking at my penis!” Hatzl was arrested and charged with resisting an officer and disorderly conduct.

The incident occurred at just before 2 a.m. about 60 miles south of Jacksonville. Hatzl was released on a $1,000 bail.

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