Tiffany’s Hitting The Books, And We’ve Got Some Advice

After galavanting around New York Fashion Week, the school daze has returned for Tiffany.

With her post to Instagram late last night, it appears as though Our Girl Tiff officially begins her second year as a law student at Georgetown University.

She’ll be working her rear off (or so we’re desperately hoping) toward a law degree, and will serve as Research Assistant to reformed bank robber turned Law Professor, Shon Hopwood.

In the interest of helping Tiff succeed, we’d like to offer this DANGEROUS Back to School Primer for our favorite TrumpKid:

#1: Hit the books.  There is no substitute for putting in the work, Tiff.  Just ask Daddy.  He knows.

#2: Dress for success.  The clothes make the woman, so always put your best fashion foot forward.  All eyes are on you, Tiff.  Make sure they see you at your best.

#3: Associate with serious, studious individuals.  Good study habits will stand you in good stead throughout your academic career.  Surround yourself with positive influences and you can’t go wrong.

#4: Take care of yourself, Sweetie!  You’re going to be a very busy girl.  There will be times when you won’t even have time to eat! (*fingers crossed*)  Remember to exercise, and to get plenty of sleep.  And most importantly?  Stay Hydrated!

#5: Finally, don’t let the Haters get you down.  Because at the end of the day?  You’re still the daughter of the Leader of the Free World, honey.  And the Haters can go fuck themselves!  Smile, Baby!  And have a great year!

All photos courtesy Tiffany Trump Instagram

Cathlene Lott is Tiffany Trump correspondent for DANGEROUS.

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