A man with “significant learning difficulties” was arrested and jailed after found in a Scottish street carrying a potato peeler “without reasonable excuse.”
The United Kingdom must be stopped.
Scott Walker, 39, was taken from custody to Dunfermline Sheriff Court where he admitted that he was carrying a potato peeler in a public place. Technically a potato peeler counts as an object that has a “blade” or is “sharply pointed.”
Potato peelers now join Nazi pugs on Scotland’s official “gulag” list.
Dunfermline Sheriff Court have since confirmed to Brietbart London that Walker has been charged under the Criminal Law (Consolidation) (Scotland) Act 1995 and could receive up to four years’ imprisonment. He is due to be sentenced on the 16th of May.
Between London’s murder rate skyrocketing, girls being arrested for posting rap lyrics on Instagram, and the British police force bringing in crying rooms, the U.K is fast becoming the world’s biggest meme.
Watch out Canada, the British are coming.
feature image via Louder with Crowder
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