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Cards Against Humanity Attempts to ‘Save America’ by Obstructing Border Wall

In an effort to halt the construction of President Trump’s proposed $20 billion border wall, the company behind the popular party game Cards Against Humanity (CAH) purchased land across the U.S.-Mexico border. 

In an announcement released Wednesday on its website, CAH announced it has purchased “a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”

The announcement was released in conjunction with a holiday promotion called “Cards Against Humanity Saves America.” 

The promotion promises to “send six America-saving surprises” to people who pay CAH $15. The promotion, which has already ended due to the “surprises” selling out, promises “It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.”

Participants of the promotion will “get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises,” the website states. 

After calling the President a “preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans,” CAH claims it is saving America from “Injustice, lies, racism, the whole enchilada” – an unexpectedly racist and culturally appropriative remark for a virtue-signal of this magnitude.

Continuing the heavy anti-Trump sentiment, the website calls the President a liar in its FAQ section before explaining the company would “like to cancel the 2016 election.”

CAH promises the “surprises” will not contain “sexual content, graphic violence, or footage of Donald Trump watching Russian prostitutes urinate on a bed Obama slept in,” however, they will contain “naughty words.”

Fox Business reports Mary Ann Mendoza, the mother of a police officer who died as a direct result of an illegal immigrant who was “three times the legal limit drunk and high on meth,” lambasted CAH and its attempt to obstruct the border wall. 

“Cards Against Humanity thinks that it’s just a fun thing to do something like this,” she told Fox Business. “Take your distaste and your dislike of our president and use it in a different way. Don’t use it against your fellow Americans. Because not having a secure border is causing thousands of problems daily and affecting people’s lives.”

According to Mendoza, Sgt. Brandon Mendoza was killed “on May 12, 2014, in a violent head-on collision” with an illegal immigrant who drove “35 MILES the wrong way on 4 different freeways,” before hitting her son’s car. 

“Hundreds of thousands of their fellow Americans are affected by illegal crime on a yearly basis. If one of their family members were affected like some of ours have been — killed, assaulted, what not — I think they would understand the issue a little better,” she told Fox Business.

It seems Cards Against Humanity is living up to its name. 

Sources: 

Cards Against Humanity 

Fox Business

11 Comments

11 Comments

  1. Michael Gooding

    November 17, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    What actual lies do the SJWs claim Trump told? They all come out with this but I don’t recall them giving us any examples.

  2. myddrinemrys

    November 17, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    If I were in charge of building that area of the wall, I wouldn’t even attempt to fight it out in court. I’d simply wall in AROUND their land on three sides. leaving their little plot wide open to all the people they want to come in….

    • misha1d1

      November 17, 2017 at 8:22 pm

      I was going to suggest the same thing.

      • True.Epic.Crusader

        November 17, 2017 at 10:09 pm

        Yup, same. I bet that’s what’s actually gonna happen too! Any similar locations where building the wall is impossible for some reason, just build around it and leave them on the Mexico side.

  3. Nohbody

    November 17, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    Well, I know one way to save my money at least, by not buying anything CAH.

    • True.Epic.Crusader

      November 17, 2017 at 10:11 pm

      Yeah, I heard it was a great game but I can’t support it if it’s made by such sh* tty people.

  4. Steffy93

    November 17, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    I’m sure they’ll welcome all the illegal immigrants that move onto their land.

  5. Bane

    November 17, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    Perhaps there is a federal law that pertains to obstruction or aiding and abetting, that would take care of this little problem.

  6. JimmyH

    November 17, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    Actually, by announcing their motivation for the land-buy they blew their eminent domain case before any courts other than the idiotic 9th circuit.

  7. I_h8_disqus

    November 18, 2017 at 12:52 am

    Crimes against humanity benefits from illegals working in its sweatshop. Know that their game is built on the exploitation of Mexicans.

  8. ROCKMAN

    November 19, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    why not ask cards against humanity .. to pay for for funeral arrangements for the border guards who were just killed

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