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Hot Tub Hottie Porn Actress Declares Her Intention to Run in the 2020 Presidential Election

Celebrities taking the White House is an American tradition, and now porn actress Cherie DeVille has stated her plan to run for president in 2020, and she’s claiming Coolio as her running mate.

As if President Trump needs any more help to win again. 

DeVille claims she decided to run for President due to “personal frustration for the current political climate,” the Hill reported on Wednesday. 

According to the 39-year-old porn star’s Instagram account, she is a “2020 presidential candidate.”

“We’re voting for people as if we’re on a reality television show, and my concern is if we continue to purely vote for celebrities, or political figures, or the most entertaining, they’re not always going to be quality politicians,” DeVille told ITK, as cited by the Hill

“If our criteria now for becoming a political official is minor celebrity, I have that,” she continued, possibly referencing her 190,000 Twitter followers. “I feel like I can be potentially what I’m feeling the American people — for better or for worse — want, which is interesting news, scandalous news, you know, not ‘boring’ political news.”

“But at the same time [I can] do what the American people really need,” she claims, which is “having a person with integrity, and having someone listen to the people, and actually care about America in public office.”

DeVille will be running as a Democrat and has already named her running mate as “Gangsta’s Paradise” rapper, Coolio. 

“He’s lived and exemplifies what I consider the American dream,” DeVille says. 

Coolio has made no comment on the 2020 campaign, however, he did tell Los Angeles’s KESQ-TV in an interview that, “We need normal, regular, everyday people in office.”

When asked if this was just a PR stunt, DeVille, who has already created the slogan “Make America F***ing Awesome Again,” confirmed she was going to run. 

Although she has made no filing with the Federal Election Commission (FEC), DeVille claims, “It’s evolved into a real and realistic run for president.” 

She also says she has the “goals and hopes and dreams of the American people in mind — not my own narcissistic, personal plan.”

So, she is already an improvement on Hillary in every single way. 

Sources: 

The Hill

The Daily Caller

8 Comments

8 Comments

  1. BorderGuard

    November 17, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    She’s way smarter than Kamala Harris or Liz Warren.

    • Chesapeake

      November 17, 2017 at 9:02 pm

      So is lint.

  2. allbuss84

    November 17, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    All I care about is, what is ze’s racial & gender identity? That’s all I need to pick a candidate.

  3. Lonnie

    November 17, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    What…oh…I was distracted.

  4. ranterator

    November 17, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    If the movie Idiocracy keeps coming true, then a porn star will indeed be president soon enough…

  5. Travis Harper

    November 17, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    We need morals like this in the White House compared to what is there…[sarcasm]

  6. True.Epic.Crusader

    November 17, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Look at her pet’s ridiculous haircut and facial expression! LOL

  7. Escala Blanco

    November 19, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    She’s really gonna “SHWING” the vote!

    It’s OK, I’ll let myself out.

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