California Wants Gov. Brown to Create Brand New Gender, “X”

Checks and balances have fallen out of favor in California, where Gov. Jerry Brown has been granted the power to alter science itself, in favor of social justice.

There’s a bill in California that’s just a signature shy of discarding centuries of biological science, in favor of the super-fashionable belief that people just sort of pick what gender, if any at all, they’d like to be on any given day. Transgendered people are not a new thing, and that community continues to face all manner of very real problems, socially and emotionally. So-called progressives deliberately conflating biological “sex” with the social “gender roles,” however, is fairly new, and has become more popular than the Paleo diet ever was.

The bill would allow people in California to decide for themselves what demographic information will appear on various forms of state IDs. Of course, your state ID shouldn’t care about your social role, so much as your identifying features, like hair color, height, and biological sex. I’ve never had the DMV ask what my favorite color was, as that’s wholly irrelevant to identification.

It’s possible that Californians are simply unaware that an “identification” is for *others* to identify you, and is not in any way related to how you identify yourself. I’ve always identified as being a near-genius, but the universities refused to accept that in lieu of my SAT score.

The absurdity of the government even considering a measure that would allow a person to alter facts about themselves in legal documents aside, there are some parts of the bill that aren’t all bad. For example, the new gender classification would just be “X”, which offers all manner of “X-men”, “X-people”, “weapon-X”, or “chemical X” joke fodder.

If the bill passes, I give it three days before someone at UC Berkeley decides to adopt the title, “Professor X,” and three more days for Californians to begin to regret this decision. In bestowing this sort of history-and-science-altering power on the state’s governor, it reminds me of that eerily-prescient Dead Kennedys song that nobody bothered to mention when they were celebrating Biafra’s “Nazi punks fuck off” slogan; California Uber Alles.

Of course, this bill would also likely mean that California’s state identification would no longer be valid at airports, though there will certainly be additional ramifications that nobody’s bothered to think through. Perhaps Gov. Brown will simply skip over it entirely, though that runs the risk of causing a total collapse of civil society in the state, as campus liberals rampage through the streets, whilst Antifa bludgeons passersby with picket signs bearing only Prince’s “Love Symbol.”


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  1. kntuky

    September 27, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Let’s not leave out elves, hobbits, Klingon, or when they feel like it Pokémon.

  2. Muslim Registry

    September 27, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    This is what this asshole is concerned with. This and the ‘rights’ of illegals. CA used to be great, now it sucks ass.

  3. Rusty Esq

    September 27, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    If anyone is interested, this link (I’ll have to fudge it to avoid being censored) is a brilliant article on sex vs gender. It also discusses why we’ve messed the whole discussion of the two.

    quillette DOT com/2017/09/19/sex-dirty-word/

    Obviously, replace the DOT with the symbol and remove he spaces. It’s a brilliant article.

    As a side bit of trivia, quillette are the ONLY publication that sought independent expert opinion on the James Damore Google Memo and sex psychology. 100% of the experts agreed with James Damore. The entire mainstream media industry disagreed with all of these experts too. Quillette should command high respect for anyone who is interested in science. Consider donating to them please (I have no affiliation, but they kick ass!!)

  4. Steve O

    September 28, 2017 at 10:22 am

    When I was a kid, I used to be afraid that California would someday fall into the ocean. Now…

  5. Timothy Kevin Ready

    September 29, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    Why I don’t listen to Liberals anymore on anything involving “science”- it’s all just a bunch of bullshit “progressive” propaganda at this point, I don’t trust or believe ANY public scientist after “Sex Junk” and Nye endorsed 97 genders…

  6. Chris Leroux

    October 1, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Isn’t there 26 or 76?

  7. richard

    October 2, 2017 at 3:11 am

    Why stop there? Why discriminate against ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWYZ?

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