Meet the ‘Vogue’ Writer Who Criticized FLOTUS’s Shoes [WARNING-GRAPHIC]

An unspeakable Eldritch horror from the depths of aeons and untouched by mortal creatures funneled her disapproval over Melania Trump’s snakeskin stilettos yesterday into an article for Vogue magazine.

A bone-chilling digital howl rippled across the Internet as the powder-faced Gargantua calling itself Lynn Yaeger lurched over to the keyboard to unleash hellfire on the First Lady.

“Oh, Melania,” Lynn Yaeger curdled. “In the words of the late, great Lou Reed, you ‘couldn’t hit it sideways,'” after accusing the White House of failing to “understand optics.”

The brute in a red wig-like cap, black lipstick, and frayed, tattered rags seized on footage of the graceful First Lady as she boarded Air Force One for a visit to flood-ravaged Texas.

“This morning, Mrs. Trump boarded Air Force One wearing a pair of towering pointy-toed snakeskin heels better suited to a shopping afternoon on Madison Avenue or a girls’ luncheon at La Grenouille,” Lynn Yaeger–who hails from a beneath-the-floorboards, cannibalistic tribe of journalists known as Contributing Fashion Editors at Vogue– howled.

In her article Lynn Yaeger remained untethered when told by a spokesperson that Lady Melania had a change of shoes awaiting her on the plane. When Mrs. Trump did de-plane in Texas she was photographed wearing sensible sneakers.

“But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster?” the beast grumbled, leaving many to suspect had she not been turned down at the high school prom by the hideous fish-God Dagon her career might have turned out different.

According to Internet lore, the immortal spent 20 years writing for the now-collapsing weekly The Village Voice before joining Vogue. She is suspected to have the ability to cast spells over other cretins who stalk the pages of fashion magazines, as evidenced in a 2016 New York Times Style Section profile titled “Lynn Yaeger: Fashion Muse.”

“Sing, muse, of crinolines piled in layers, of blunt-cut bobs and Cupid’s bow lips?” the paper wrote to the tune of Pan’s flute.

“Inspirations come in many forms during the fashion collections. It has been a surprise, though not an unwelcome one, to find that this season, an unexpected one joins their ranks: the fabulously eccentric fashion writer Lynn Yaeger.”

Featured image via Vogue.com

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  1. Jerry Dobson

    August 30, 2017 at 10:41 am

    The flake is high with this one.

  2. trixie1223

    August 30, 2017 at 10:42 am

    Whatever happened to Baby Jane?

    • Annemarie McKenny

      August 30, 2017 at 10:55 am

      LOL..that is what I thought

    • Kym G

      August 30, 2017 at 10:56 am

      EXACTLY what I thought lol

      • Christine Alford

        August 30, 2017 at 1:27 pm

        No, you never imagined that………….

    • toddm123

      August 30, 2017 at 10:56 am

      She got pregnant and this thing popped out.

      • MatLabGeek

        August 30, 2017 at 12:58 pm

        Bwahahahaha….ow my sides…*collapses in tears*

        • onwego4k

          August 30, 2017 at 2:18 pm

          me too I cannot stop laughing do these people not look in a mirror before they criticize others hahahaha

          • Gail Ann Thomas Pierce

            August 30, 2017 at 3:28 pm

            Oh I’m sure she thinks she looks wonderful!

          • New York Native

            August 30, 2017 at 4:45 pm

            So did Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.

          • Nierva Del Rosario Casten

            August 30, 2017 at 7:27 pm

            Mimi looks better.

          • New York Native

            August 30, 2017 at 10:59 pm

            Without a doubt.

          • Unmutual

            August 31, 2017 at 4:25 pm

            A dog’s butt looks better.

          • Gail Holt Myers

            August 30, 2017 at 9:43 pm

            I believe it!

          • cougargrad2000

            August 31, 2017 at 7:53 pm

            Mimi looked wayyyyy better!

          • Robin Prestwood

            August 31, 2017 at 9:13 pm

            Great analogy.

          • Rebecca Freeman

            August 31, 2017 at 6:08 pm

            I cannot even believe that. I think she knows just exactly how ridiculous she looks.

          • britain

            September 4, 2017 at 3:01 am

            Naw, she don’t have a clue.

          • Lee Magri

            August 30, 2017 at 3:45 pm

            IS this a clown?

          • Noke Firehawk

            August 31, 2017 at 3:37 pm

          • snorky neederecker

            August 30, 2017 at 5:21 pm

            yes it is

          • Marianna Mansfeldova

            August 30, 2017 at 6:01 pm

            Noi, she is diarrhea

          • EdtheK

            August 30, 2017 at 6:49 pm

            No she’s the scary thing in Stephen King’s IT.
            Well come to think of it, yes, yes, indeed she is.

          • cougargrad2000

            August 31, 2017 at 7:52 pm

            Actually I think IT might be afraid of HER…

          • Susan P

            September 1, 2017 at 12:06 am

            LOL!

          • msueh

            September 2, 2017 at 2:03 pm

            I’ve seen clowns that are actually pretty in comparison!

          • Steve Terry

            August 31, 2017 at 5:56 am

            Methinks all her mirrors are cracked, a bit like her really.

          • John Scott Gleaton

            August 31, 2017 at 11:37 am

            I said!! NO MORE MIRRORS!

        • Chris Paul

          August 31, 2017 at 12:10 am

          meh. your tears taste nothing like the liberal tears I’m used to. 🙁

        • Shane Henderson

          August 31, 2017 at 1:23 am

          Where are the body snatchers when you want them

          • Scott Gleaton

            August 31, 2017 at 11:37 am

            They would throw this thing away.

          • cougargrad2000

            August 31, 2017 at 7:53 pm

            I’d think they’d pass…body snatchers be like “um, NO”

      • britain

        August 30, 2017 at 1:17 pm

        Reptiles don’t get pregnant. They lay eggs.

        • Alton Clark

          August 30, 2017 at 1:45 pm

          Not all of them !

        • norinco

          August 30, 2017 at 1:49 pm

          In this case I would guess that a queer spit on the sidewalk and the sun hatched her

          • baconbitz

            August 30, 2017 at 3:01 pm

            bwahahahahahahahahah

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          • SWforty

            August 30, 2017 at 7:28 pm

            that was funny as s%it. lol lol

          • Kelley Hughes

            August 30, 2017 at 10:28 pm

            Or a parrot shit on the sidewalk…either way, IT is hideous. Is it homeless and wearing everything it owns at once?

          • Paul Blackledge

            August 30, 2017 at 11:13 pm

            Even the tide wouldn’t take her out!

          • Dotsy Maher

            August 31, 2017 at 12:55 am

            ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

          • Patrice

            August 31, 2017 at 8:30 am

            ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

          • Gern Blanston

            August 31, 2017 at 12:49 pm

            That sounds like a ” your momma is so ugly” joke!!! Love it!!

          • Glenn Festog

            August 31, 2017 at 6:37 pm

            Notify Japan; we have a tide resistant plug for Fukushima. Order now. Supplies are limited.

          • Erika Jones

            September 1, 2017 at 2:37 am

            I sure the hell hope so….can’t take two of this…..

          • Dotsy Maher

            August 31, 2017 at 12:54 am

            ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

          • Bill Boyd

            August 31, 2017 at 9:19 am

            ass face

          • JoaquinSpandex™✓ᴰᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            August 31, 2017 at 12:32 pm

            She looks like Pennywise and Hitler had an child.

          • Wolfebets

            August 31, 2017 at 2:02 pm

            I think this observation wins the creative insight award.

          • Steve

            August 31, 2017 at 10:54 pm

            Why drag the great man Hitler into this?

          • Ada Williams

            September 2, 2017 at 12:01 am

            That lipstick is modelled on Adolf’s famous mo. Hilarious Joaquin. Hehehe.

        • Nona Colwell Brewer

          August 30, 2017 at 2:20 pm

          Well she’s a snake in the grass…. they give live birth. I just can’t imagine Anna Wintour hiring her.

          • Dana DeWitt

            August 30, 2017 at 7:37 pm

            Please don’t insult snakes like that

          • Nona Colwell Brewer

            September 1, 2017 at 1:17 am

            I am so sorry…. it was an insult to those slithering creatures.

          • Flora Post

            August 31, 2017 at 8:52 am

            Didn’t Teen Vogue just print an educational introduction of anal sex for preteen females?
            Classless people all the way around.

          • Rebecca Dixson

            August 31, 2017 at 6:07 pm

            Yes, they did because my teenage granddaughter got it . It was sickening

          • Nona Colwell Brewer

            September 1, 2017 at 1:16 am

            OMGOODNESS I do hope that’s not true.

          • Ada Williams

            September 2, 2017 at 12:00 am

            It is true. The world has become a filthy cesspit. Things like the above utter horror are helping. So we aren’t surprised.

          • Nancy Berger Winter

            August 31, 2017 at 3:45 pm

            Only venomous snakes give live birth if I am not mistaken.

        • Monteen McCord

          August 30, 2017 at 5:10 pm

          Some reptiles give live birth…just sayin’. 🙂

          • David Ziegler

            August 30, 2017 at 7:18 pm

            Who Said it Was From Earth ?

        • John Kiimbila

          August 30, 2017 at 10:12 pm

          Some reptiles don’t lay eggs like pythons and some frogs

          • britain

            August 31, 2017 at 2:06 am

            Frogs are amphibeons. Just saying.

          • RJ O'Guillory

            August 31, 2017 at 9:11 pm

            ….I would say frogs are ambitious!

          • gullycat

            September 2, 2017 at 3:02 pm

            Amphibians. But otherwise right on.

          • Erik Kilpatrick

            September 7, 2017 at 12:37 am

            British English spellcheck…

          • gullycat

            September 7, 2017 at 7:52 am

            Really? Cool. Always fascinated by the Brits’ use of their own language!

          • Erik Kilpatrick

            September 7, 2017 at 12:35 am

            Funny John, some Mammals do lay eggs.. the Platypus and the Cleveland Browns.

        • Shane Henderson

          August 31, 2017 at 1:21 am

          The creature from the black lagoon

          • Jonty

            August 31, 2017 at 8:02 am

            Black lagoon, steady on, racial profiling!!

        • Ian Campbell

          August 31, 2017 at 4:00 am

          Actually, not all reptiles lay eggs.

        • fdrctlprsn

          August 31, 2017 at 10:55 am

          OMG I love you people! Laugh out loud hilarious!

        • KB8BS

          August 31, 2017 at 11:41 am

          That’s not totally true… I do believe that some breeds of snakes bear live babies. I would want to research that, but I believe it is true.

          • Tricia65

            September 1, 2017 at 3:14 am

            She isn’t as darling and is certainly more venomous than the evil live birth giving slithering water moccasins…

          • Nona Colwell Brewer

            September 1, 2017 at 3:17 pm

            I have a video of a snake giving birth.

        • Noke Firehawk

          August 31, 2017 at 3:25 pm

          THIS IS A LAID AND CRACKED EGG.

        • Patchouli

          August 31, 2017 at 10:54 pm

          On the contrary, there are quite a few species of rattlesnakes that give live birth.

          • britain

            September 1, 2017 at 8:14 am

            I was referring to prehistoric reptiles.

          • britain

            September 5, 2017 at 12:14 am

            I was referring to prehistoric reptiles.

        • Nona Colwell Brewer

          September 1, 2017 at 3:15 pm

          Reptiles give live birth js

        • SodWhite

          September 2, 2017 at 5:15 pm

          GOD DAMN IT, BRITAIN.

      • Stephanie Lynch

        August 30, 2017 at 1:20 pm

        And so are you!! (genius)

      • Michael Sean Fisher

        August 30, 2017 at 1:59 pm

        Alien abduction

        • EdtheK

          August 30, 2017 at 6:50 pm

          More like alien leftbehind..

          • Dotsy Maher

            August 31, 2017 at 12:56 am

            ????????????????????????????????????????????????

          • Bluebirdblue

            August 31, 2017 at 12:58 am

            Nah, just alien behind.

        • Tim Sullivan

          August 31, 2017 at 11:47 am

          I’m thinking more along the lines of ALIEN AFTERBIRTH

      • That_guy_that_did_that_thing

        August 31, 2017 at 2:19 am

        I disagree. This thing popped out of the anal relationship between Hitler and Carrottop. She looks like Betty Davis’s corpse with Tammy Faye Baker’s makeup.

        • twlght angel

          September 1, 2017 at 2:16 am

          omg good one

      • Patrice

        August 31, 2017 at 8:28 am

        aaaagghh

      • neeneep

        August 31, 2017 at 8:57 am

        Lol!

      • Noke Firehawk

        August 31, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        ROTFLMAO OMG…HAHAHAHA

    • TrustNOone

      August 30, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      Times ten!

    • Stephanie Lynch

      August 30, 2017 at 1:19 pm

      YOU are a genius!!

    • Thistle_Weed2 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ

      August 30, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      I don’t get it.. . this person is mental illness on display. What is to be gained looking that absurd?

      COS play is not real life. that person is confused and needs help, professional help to over come delusion. They don’t know style if it walked up and slapped their face.

      • Richard Walker

        August 30, 2017 at 2:18 pm

        My exact thoughts.

      • HollyW.

        August 30, 2017 at 9:25 pm

        Oh, boy, did you ever hit it on the head. But I disagree on one point….I think she DOES know “style” and purposely runs away from it due to your correctly diagnosed mental disorder. This is nearly equivalent to those unfortunates who cover their faces in tattoos and piercings in order to draw attention. It’s sad, actually.

      • Diane Jankowski

        August 30, 2017 at 9:57 pm

        What Not to Wear.

        • Linda K. Vincent

          August 31, 2017 at 1:45 am

          What a body skank.

      • Erik Kilpatrick

        September 7, 2017 at 12:51 am

        Don’t know style? You think that’s bad? You can bet this individual Votes…This x10,000 and Nancy Pelosi stays in office FOREVER..smh

    • ibcyn

      August 30, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      Now we know!

    • Figueroa Nancy

      August 30, 2017 at 6:36 pm

      That is funny trixie..lol

    • Kat Smith

      August 30, 2017 at 7:11 pm

      SERIOUSLY!!!………. WTH IS THIS???? Looks like an escapee from a 20’s mental institute………..??? This is a JOKE RIGHT????

      • RioSam

        August 30, 2017 at 10:46 pm

        Oh NO! She is quite real…for what it’s worth…lol

      • Sharon Barnes

        August 31, 2017 at 12:19 am

        I saw this picture this morning and thought it was a joke. I cannot believe she had the nerve to criticize the FLOTUS.

    • Based Bride

      August 30, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      or Rosemary’s Baby. YIKES! lol

    • Ellen Schoenfeld

      August 30, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      It looks like something from American Horror Story!

    • S Rebecca

      August 30, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      Best post of the evening. Thank you 🙂

    • Snoopitout

      August 30, 2017 at 10:23 pm

      Perfect response! You nailed it.

    • Kenneth Barten

      August 30, 2017 at 11:06 pm

      SHE GAVE BIRTH TO THAT MONSTROSITY…

      • Glenn Festog

        August 31, 2017 at 6:48 pm

        Her “love child” with Vince Foster.., and the Black Widow strikes again! Lol

    • susanjmaki

      August 31, 2017 at 1:29 am

      She looks like Salvador Dalis mother! Texans are practical people. We are much more likely to appreciate the boost those heels give to the goal of keeping her head above water!

    • Jonty

      August 31, 2017 at 3:33 am

      Mutant Ninja Vogue Editor

    • Corelogik

      August 31, 2017 at 12:21 pm

      This one ate her,…

    • ANPLiveFreeOrDie

      August 31, 2017 at 2:33 pm

      I just love the ‘graphic’ warning on this story… perfect… scariest thing I’ve seen all year! (I mean, besides Hillary…)

    • mehitable

      August 31, 2017 at 2:40 pm

      Baby Jane looked pretty good compared to that. And she could sing. Sort of.

    • Pratim Gupta

      August 31, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      ODIN’S BEARD!!!!!!!!!

      • mehitable

        August 31, 2017 at 3:07 pm

        That’s what she puts on for evening wear….

        • Pratim Gupta

          August 31, 2017 at 3:17 pm

          Don’t you dare compare her rug to glorious beard of All-Father

    • NOLIKEO

      August 31, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      I hated that movie;)

    • timohoward

      August 31, 2017 at 3:28 pm

      right?

    • TJ

      September 1, 2017 at 12:19 am

      “Whatever happened to OMG! is this a new species of hominid?”

    • Jack

      September 1, 2017 at 12:25 am

      ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

  3. Sen. Robert Byrd

    August 30, 2017 at 10:42 am

    She should be the face of the DNC

    • OnlyInterestedInTheTruth

      August 30, 2017 at 10:43 am

      She is.

    • tiredofit

      August 30, 2017 at 10:55 am

      Antifa is the face of the DNC and did you see those mug shots?

      • Sen. Robert Byrd

        August 30, 2017 at 10:57 am

        Why are all democrats hideous?

        • Jeff Bounds

          August 30, 2017 at 11:23 am

          And hateful…Are they really so dumb as not to think about the closet Melania has on the plane? Or are they just lying to their idiot lib sheep?

          • Sen. Robert Byrd

            August 30, 2017 at 11:26 am

            Since they cant achieve success because of their terrible work ethic and lack of real world understanding they attack anyone successful

          • Marie Mitchell

            August 31, 2017 at 1:56 am

            The libs also said that the reason Texas had the hurricane is because they voted for Trump. Does that mean they think everyone will run right out and vote all Democrat the next time, to keep something like this from happening in their own state? Truthfully, the dumbasses really think that way. They are trying to get votes any way they can.

        • Anthony Mxyzptlk

          August 30, 2017 at 12:52 pm

          Senator – I thought you were being unfair until I thought back on all the Democrat First Ladies, and the most recent one that I consider attractive is Jackie Kennedy (1960–1963). Before that I’m not sure, but I think Frances Folsom Cleveland (married President Cleveland in 1886) was pretty good looking.

          • Kris Thomas-LaBounty

            August 30, 2017 at 1:23 pm

            You’re giving Jackie too much credit there. She was not pretty. She was somewhat interesting looking but certainly not pretty. Mrs. Trump is truthfully the only beautiful first lady we have ever had.

          • DeAnn Smith Caylor

            August 30, 2017 at 1:29 pm

            You are not the arbiter of what is pretty or not. Pretty to YOU doesn’t mean anything in the universe except pretty to you. Lord.

          • Kris Thomas-LaBounty

            August 31, 2017 at 8:30 pm

            I am entitled to an opinion and here’s another: Your attitude isn’t pretty. Having a bad day DeAnn? You really shouldn’t reference the Lord when being mean either.

          • Sen. Robert Byrd

            August 30, 2017 at 1:23 pm

            One name, Debbie Wasserman Schultz

          • Mel Taylor

            August 30, 2017 at 2:25 pm

            oh, I don’t know, Rosilynn Carter was quite an elegant and
            proper Lady.

          • sarrahsue

            August 31, 2017 at 10:00 am

            R Carter was proper but she was not elegant. she did not try to be elegant in the slightest way.

        • TrustNOone

          August 30, 2017 at 1:06 pm

          Insides eventually show up on outside et al Hillary Clinton

    • Annemarie McKenny

      August 30, 2017 at 10:59 am

      She IS the face of the DNC..lol.

    • Keven Birdwell

      August 30, 2017 at 12:05 pm

      This IS the face of the DNC-

    • Vicky Zdenek

      August 30, 2017 at 12:36 pm

      Sen. Robert Byrd: EXACTLY!

    • Kat Smith

      August 30, 2017 at 7:19 pm

      OBVIOUSLY ………. SHE “IS” THE NEW FACE OF THE DEMOCRATS WHO SPEW PURE BULLSH.. ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT AND HIS WIFE. I Feel for the DEMS to have THIS speaking for them. Seriously. I”M SO SORRY DEMS. WTH HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS. This is just so sad that your party has come to this……………………RUN DONT LOOK BACK. WE WILL TAKE YOU IN. HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AGAIN…………………………………….LOL

    • Denny Crane

      August 31, 2017 at 9:17 pm

      “she”…yeah, sure pal.

    • OnlyInterestedInTheTruth

      September 2, 2017 at 10:27 pm

      I’m with someone & they noticed they she actually bares an uncanny & horrifying resemblance to Hitler. (newsfeed had a hitler photo underneath hers). At a glance lipstick looks his mustache & hairline is similar.

  4. OnlyInterestedInTheTruth

    August 30, 2017 at 10:42 am

    I’d like a psych eval please. (sorry couldn’t resist.)

  5. Hamm Sammichez

    August 30, 2017 at 10:44 am

    What is that? WHAT IS THAT!!?! Call out the Army! Call out the Air Force! Don’t let it get away!

    • Virginia Smith

      August 30, 2017 at 10:53 am

      LOL

    • Gary LaPrade

      August 30, 2017 at 11:46 am

      It’s ALIEN!!

    • Alison Lance

      August 30, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      LMAO!

    • Mommy Says

      August 30, 2017 at 4:19 pm

      Open wide the holding tanks at Area 51!!! INCOMING!!!

  6. Kellie Maree

    August 30, 2017 at 10:47 am

    Good lord i need to poke my eyes out with a stick. It looks like that 50 something man that became a 6 year old. Simply horrid.

    • Bakokitty

      August 30, 2017 at 12:30 pm

      Thanks for the laugh. As I read, I kept thinking …..
      ” that’s a man baby!”

      • Barbara J Shank Matney

        August 30, 2017 at 12:57 pm

        A Transgender…maybe she can join the military..

        • britain

          August 30, 2017 at 1:17 pm

          Not anymore…thank God.

        • DeAnn Smith Caylor

          August 30, 2017 at 1:28 pm

          Nope. Our President said not. Thanks be to God and DJT.

          • Joanne13

            August 30, 2017 at 4:11 pm

            Sadly that’s NOT a ‘done deal’ yet.

          • Alexis Funfrock

            August 30, 2017 at 5:59 pm

            Maybe we could use ‘it’ to scare the crap out of isis…

          • EdtheK

            August 30, 2017 at 6:52 pm

            Would that then be a MOA – no Bomb. Imagine them looking up and seeing that falling out of the sky at you.

          • Marie Mitchell

            August 31, 2017 at 1:50 am

            Don’t think anyone would claim that thing as a mom.

          • gene456

            August 31, 2017 at 9:57 am

            “Maybe we could use ‘it’ to scare the crap out of isis…”
            – I think that would be too cruel, even for terrorists.

          • Marie Mitchell

            August 31, 2017 at 1:49 am

            But Mattis put a hold on that ban.

  7. Susan Andrew

    August 30, 2017 at 10:47 am

    I want her job lol

  8. Nunzio Business

    August 30, 2017 at 10:48 am

    These are the people who call themselves “artists” and believe that they are smarter and better than the rest of us. Apparently this one is a failed clown who chose writing as a backup career.

    • Gladymar Parziale

      August 30, 2017 at 7:22 pm

      Elitist and disillusioned by their inflated egos. Mommy never told her she was wrong and she was just perfect.

    • NativeNewYawker

      August 31, 2017 at 8:58 am

      I want your avatar Nunzio Business. How can I get it, may I? Love it.

      • Nunzio Business

        August 31, 2017 at 7:10 pm

        Pretty sure you can go to my profile page and download it – feel free. I made it oin photoshop.

    • NativeNewYawker

      August 31, 2017 at 9:01 am

      I would see this ugly ‘clown’ where I worked in NYC from 1984-1997, where she would shop and criticize things for a living. She is a hideous witch.

  9. vivian

    August 30, 2017 at 10:48 am

    what is that thing??

  10. Mark Switzer

    August 30, 2017 at 10:48 am

    She’ll be ok once she evens up her bangs ???? !!!

  11. Jeanne Wallace

    August 30, 2017 at 10:49 am

    ok so is she cos-playing some other dementional villian? seriously!

  12. SeaChange9898

    August 30, 2017 at 10:50 am

    She looks like the love child between the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Cruella DeVille rocking some thrift shop rags……

    • Dotsy Maher

      August 31, 2017 at 12:59 am

      ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

      • SeaChange9898

        August 31, 2017 at 8:42 pm

        LOL – sorry about that – it is something you can never unsee, isn’t it?

  13. Disproportional

    August 30, 2017 at 10:50 am

    Wow that photo looks like one of the city dwellers in the hunger games. Disgusting.

    • Vicky Zdenek

      August 30, 2017 at 12:37 pm

      city dwellers in the hunger games?? hahahahahahaha

  14. Disproportional

    August 30, 2017 at 10:53 am

    Wait.. someone let this thing into their fashion department? THAT is fashion? Excuse me while I go vomit.

    There, now that that is out of the way, these people need to rethink fashion.

  15. Phillip Manning

    August 30, 2017 at 10:53 am

    jesus christ. the thing that should not be shows itself.

  16. Samuel Alterio

    August 30, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Looks like Hitler’s mommy…

  17. Annemarie McKenny

    August 30, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Is this a real photo of her, tho? Seriously. No words.

  18. Todd Goldman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:57 am

    We finally answered the question…Did Hitler survive World War II. That’s either him in drag or his long lost daughter….yuck

  19. The Abstract

    August 30, 2017 at 10:57 am

    Jeez. Typically one doesn’t criticize they way one looks, as we don’t know the whole story. I’m not saying that about FLOTUS (as there’s very little to criticize, let’s be honest here. Any criticism of Melania is nothing more than a backhand swipe at The Donald).

    That being said, this…..whatever…..looks like a “barn-find mannequin” from a 1950’s discount department store.

    I mean, shit – ever hear of a mirror?

    • J R Moses

      August 30, 2017 at 1:58 pm

      If she/he/it………whatever………gets in front of a mirror, it SHATTERS!!

      • EdtheK

        August 30, 2017 at 6:55 pm

        She may not actually have a reflection. And may only come out at night looking for blood.

      • Dotsy Maher

        August 31, 2017 at 1:00 am

        ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  20. SuperDave2

    August 30, 2017 at 10:58 am

    Unspeakably Ugly!

  21. Annemarie McKenny

    August 30, 2017 at 10:59 am

    “Baby cried the day the circus came to town….”

    And why the Queen Amidala lips? Who does that? Only Natalie Portman could pull off that look 😉

    • Bluey

      August 30, 2017 at 11:04 am

      I saw a woman at the grocery store with the same lips, outlined in black. Ewwww.

  22. StuckInSeattle

    August 30, 2017 at 10:59 am

    They hate women who actually look like and enjoy being women.

  23. LH

    August 30, 2017 at 10:59 am

    wtf

  24. Kathleen Avant

    August 30, 2017 at 11:02 am

    Milo, you’re my hero!

  25. Don Rittenberry

    August 30, 2017 at 11:03 am

    What rock did this thing come from under? Need to put it back!!!

  26. justice4allu2

    August 30, 2017 at 11:05 am

    This bitch is so ugly she can’t eat an apple for fear of someone throwing her in an oven. OINK, OINK!

  27. Bluey

    August 30, 2017 at 11:05 am

    Woman speak with forked tongue…..oh, I guess its her lips.

  28. Dudley Morris

    August 30, 2017 at 11:06 am

    Looks like Divine on a particularly bad day.

    • Chesapeake

      August 30, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      No kidding. Divine was an original. I’d cross the street if I saw this kook coming my way.

  29. Mike Festa

    August 30, 2017 at 11:07 am

    its a monster!

  30. Larry Figg

    August 30, 2017 at 11:12 am

    The illegitimate child of Pennywise and Hilary Clinton. You heard it here first.

  31. Gabriel Pilati

    August 30, 2017 at 11:12 am

    If you want to know the meaning of the entity’s name, just watch the movie “Pacific Rim”.

  32. belle129

    August 30, 2017 at 11:14 am

    after 17 years in magazine publishing i can tell you mental illness is rampant amongst writers, especially those who comment on “fashion”. don’t give her her 15 minutes, please.

  33. TANSTAAFL

    August 30, 2017 at 11:14 am

    Darn you, Milo, darn you to heck.

    I will never be able to unsee that eldritch horror.

    “PH’NGLUI MGLW’NAFH CTHULHU R’LYEH WGAH’NAGL FHTAGN”

  34. Michael Tremellen

    August 30, 2017 at 11:15 am

    lol liberal logic.. bash anything good in America.. GO TRUMP.. GOD BLESS YOU FLOTUS AND POTUS… WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE KNOW BETTER and give no stock to these morons

  35. Heather Noble

    August 30, 2017 at 11:17 am

    What is this?

  36. David Watts

    August 30, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Bozo The Clown: beloved by millions of children, the world over.

  37. Bacon Perfume

    August 30, 2017 at 11:18 am

    I love ya Milo!

  38. Anthony Djuren

    August 30, 2017 at 11:20 am

    The Raggedy Anne look, is never a good look.

  39. Da_Bunny

    August 30, 2017 at 11:21 am

    fabulously eccentric, aka, B*t S**t Crazy.

  40. Cady King

    August 30, 2017 at 11:21 am

    Baron Von Munchausen ‘s daughter?

  41. Howard Upton

    August 30, 2017 at 11:23 am

    “Off with her head,” she screamed at Alice!

  42. Dianne Acosta Taylor

    August 30, 2017 at 11:24 am

    hahahaha!!! <3

  43. LibertyLoonie

    August 30, 2017 at 11:25 am

    That freak has not business commenting on anyone’s clothes, shoes, makeup, or complexion. Thats for s4it sure.

  44. blank

    August 30, 2017 at 11:27 am

    That’s a man, baby

  45. Kathleen Strittmatter

    August 30, 2017 at 11:28 am

    Looks exactly like the old lady in the nursing home with my grandma. Crazy red hair(wig) screwed up red lipstick on lips and cheeks and not one clue where she was.

    • Nebokenezzer

      August 30, 2017 at 11:36 am

      Give her credit… Not everyone can wear a tent to work.

    • Gary LaPrade

      August 30, 2017 at 11:53 am

      Fashion on a BAD ACID trip!!

  46. Mango

    August 30, 2017 at 11:29 am

    When these are your “people,” I suspect you lose sight of how silly it is for you criticize those of us who wear human clothes.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/586acafa0dcaaddb54ac8f1176fddec9858194ac25475151f952f05678e36a43.jpg

  47. neale

    August 30, 2017 at 11:29 am

    This is a perfect example of the mental illness that’s ruining this country. Not the way she looks or thinks but the fact that people listen to her.

  48. Laura VanCura Hacker

    August 30, 2017 at 11:31 am

    “But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster?” the beast grumbled. For one thing, the people suffering are not watching the stupidnews, they are too busy trying to survive.

  49. Tugg Speedmann

    August 30, 2017 at 11:31 am

    It’s a dude, playing a dude, playing another dude!

  50. Nebokenezzer

    August 30, 2017 at 11:35 am

    Is it bad when even the homeless give you the shirt off their back?

  51. Ibulena

    August 30, 2017 at 11:38 am

    ????????

  52. Cbgb1998

    August 30, 2017 at 11:42 am

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week. ❤️ Milo! And his writers!

  53. GlocKittyXe

    August 30, 2017 at 11:42 am

    any bets this beast is part of that diaper fetish the liberals are in awe of?

  54. Mark Switzer

    August 30, 2017 at 11:43 am

    Thanks for the info, Milo

  55. PunJabber

    August 30, 2017 at 11:43 am

    “Inspirations come in many forms…” Warm salt water, a feather, ipecac …

  56. John Mirande

    August 30, 2017 at 11:44 am

    She’s a hottie……haha

  57. Gary LaPrade

    August 30, 2017 at 11:44 am

    It’s called ENVY!!

  58. GlocKittyXe

    August 30, 2017 at 11:44 am

    is that a Hitler stache?

  59. thobora

    August 30, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Yeah. I don’t think she should be critiquing anyone….

  60. Tell U No Lies

    August 30, 2017 at 11:47 am

    Pennywise!

  61. jlfa

    August 30, 2017 at 11:49 am

    Bette Midler’s character from Hocus Pocus with a bad hair cut. Whoa!!

  62. Jon

    August 30, 2017 at 11:49 am

    Holy shit, Batman…what the hell is that?

  63. twenty20

    August 30, 2017 at 11:50 am

  64. B2theG

    August 30, 2017 at 11:52 am

    Is she the villain in ‘IT’? Because if I saw her hiding in the sewers. i’d be terrified. But, her article makes sense now. She is just jealous of Melania.

  65. Myiq2xu

    August 30, 2017 at 11:53 am

    She looks like Lena Dunham playing Effie Trinket.

  66. Eric Gonnason

    August 30, 2017 at 11:54 am

    Looks like some of the stuff I scraped off the bottom of my boat last week.

  67. Eric Gonnason

    August 30, 2017 at 11:54 am

    …a growth?

  68. Carol Marie

    August 30, 2017 at 11:56 am

    oh lawdy!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. Kat121

    August 30, 2017 at 11:56 am

    What is it?

  70. Tony

    August 30, 2017 at 11:59 am

    If Cyndi Lauper was a crack whore……….

  71. Manny Conde-Samaniego

    August 30, 2017 at 12:00 pm

    brilliant writing!

  72. Rubygirl

    August 30, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    My eyes need bleach! Things seen can’t be unseen! Save us from crazy ”style” editors!

  73. cpat2020

    August 30, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    I love how this comes with a “Warning – Graphic”

  74. Martin Hutchison

    August 30, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    I would hit that. With a stick, until it stopped moving so forensic scientists could study it.

    • Caroline Mc Gilloway

      August 30, 2017 at 4:30 pm

      Many funny comments, but yours made me pee in my pants.

    • PJ

      August 31, 2017 at 12:27 pm

      So freaking funny!!! ????????????????

  75. Keven Birdwell

    August 30, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    This is what nightmares are made of… a deranged Raggedy Ann doll! EEK!!

  76. heilbama

    August 30, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    A thousand Democrats just turned into Republicans. That’s what you’ve accomplished, you strange, strange…er, person.

  77. Alias Darker

    August 30, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    it’s alive !!!! run you fools

  78. sassC2

    August 30, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    Please pass me some EYE BLEACH.

  79. Shawn Armstrong

    August 30, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    • sarrahsue

      August 31, 2017 at 10:01 am

      excellent post. thanks

  80. Gregoryno6

    August 30, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    And there go my plans for an early night… maybe I’ll just sleep with the lights on.

    • Kitty

      August 30, 2017 at 5:22 pm

      Hahaha

    • Dotsy Maher

      August 31, 2017 at 1:01 am

      ????????????????????????????????????????

  81. dleeper47

    August 30, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    Eat your heart out, Lefties!

  82. SassyKayJay

    August 30, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    It’s not easy been green.

  83. Alan Johnson

    August 30, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    If only all my critics were this lovely

  84. Norman Estelle

    August 30, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    Love the little Hitler mustache created out of lipstick.

  85. Atlas Shrugged

    August 30, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    My eyes, my eyes !!!

  86. Joe Blow

    August 30, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    What is it?

  87. Nick Psaltos

    August 30, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    I don’t see one item on her remotely coordinated with another.
    This woman has NO TASTE.
    She’s just a dirty diaper wrapped in Kwanza paper.

    • Barbara J Shank Matney

      August 30, 2017 at 1:03 pm

      She’s from the CNN’s WASH & WEAR FASHION PAGE

  88. Hajvan

    August 30, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    In the words of the one and only R. Lee Ermey: “WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?”

  89. Jo O'Connor Williams

    August 30, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING???? 😀

  90. Liz Warfield

    August 30, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Too funny. As if this ‘thing’ should critique anyone or anything.She looks like she’s ready to audition for the part of the ugliest sister in the Halloween movie Hocus Pocus. Her blush looks like she has a rash under both eyes, her lips are worse, then her clothes.How can anyone take fashion advice from her? I’m not even going to mention anything she can do with that hair!! I’ve seen lots of ugly, but nothing compared to her

  91. Indian Andy

    August 30, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Haunt a house bitch! She makes my PTSD start to acting up!

  92. Jeff Güero Borrachó Cooper

    August 30, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    Frumpy much?

  93. Ann Marie

    August 30, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    What an ugly creature !

  94. joscefi

    August 30, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    Leaving aside her tattered visage, where does someone draped in bag lady chic find the chutzpah to critique anyone else?

  95. The Ghost of Obama Past

    August 30, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    We have reached peak perversity.
    The plunge back to normality is going to be epic.

  96. Robert A'Beuy

    August 30, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    So there you go, Lynn. You’re the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt-sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.

  97. maddaddyssa

    August 30, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    Hey, dreamboat. NOT YOU SHIPWRECK!!

  98. Lydia Long

    August 30, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    She’s right up there with Helen Thomas, rest her soul.

  99. Todd E. Peterson

    August 30, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Makeup applied by hammer?

  100. Vicky Zdenek

    August 30, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    wow, really? Who in the HECK thought this person was qualified to judge ANYONE’S clothing or style??? I can only say WOW……She doesn’t even wear her blush correctly….

  101. Stephanie Payne

    August 30, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    Looks like just another “perfect” hero/heroine for the leftist loons. No doubt you’ve noticed how the left have dumbed-down everything… from schools, to media, to government… to art and fashion now. Coming soon to the whole country.

  102. wavesofgrain

    August 30, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    OMG…I cannot believe this!! One of the best articles I’ve seen the last couple weeks…still giggling!

  103. CC

    August 30, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    This woman has the nerve to criticize someone’s apparel???? For the love of God and Humanity, she’s a mess!

  104. 2+2=4andalwayswill

    August 30, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    It amazes me that Vogue is still in business. The whole idea of a high-fashion magazine seems so old-fashioned now.

  105. Saf T Man

    August 30, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    I can see why she can critique Melania’s fashion sense, this creature has it all together.

  106. Jesse James

    August 30, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    GOD! I HATE EVIL CLOWNS! WHY COULDN”T SOMEONE HAVE BEATEN THIS 70’S ERA EVIL CLOWN MOVIE THROW BACK?!

    Seriously! Wasn’t it just last year that these clowns were getting run over and beaten? Look what happens when we stop.

  107. Robbins Mitchell

    August 30, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    Why do I get the feeling that her main job at Vogue is licking the skid marks out of Anna Wintour’s panties?…that’s what keeps her on the payroll

  108. MAX1950

    August 30, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    your scaring my dog

  109. Ginger Haydon

    August 30, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    This woman is criticizing our FLOTUS? SMDH

  110. Sun

    August 30, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    What would a Freak like you know about Fashion?And Melania had the common sense to have a pair of sneakers to wear when they landed. So they actually call “It” a Fabulously eccentric Fashion Writer? “Its”dress is ugly and so is “IT”, and “IT” looks NOTHING like a woman. “It” looks so ridiculous!

  111. fergit

    August 30, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    Thank You Milo!!!

  112. Barbara J Shank Matney

    August 30, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    LMBO…Can she do all that shaken on stilettos…tell her to try a pole…Funny.Stuff

  113. Gilcrease

    August 30, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Is that a dude?

  114. Peace Love Bunny

    August 30, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    I’d still hit it.

  115. Wanda Vanderpol

    August 30, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    You should NEVER make comments about what anyone wears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  116. Lee Dover

    August 30, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    I guess she has no mirrors in her house

  117. Gvit

    August 30, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    I wonder what his beef w/ FLOTUS is really about…

  118. hoistthatrag

    August 30, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    It’s ALIVE!

  119. FedUp71Ohio

    August 30, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    I now wish I had stared at the Eclipse ’til my eyes melted! Some things should not be looked at and, unfortunately, can’t be unseen! ????

  120. Cyndi

    August 30, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    My eye’s can not believe how this woman dresses, wears makeup and that haircut, please. This is why I can’t stand Vogue or any designers now days. I’ve seen clothes on models that the goodwill would not to even sell.

  121. XYZ

    August 30, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    The criticism was dumb in the first place. What kind of message does FLOTUS wearing high heels on a plane send to victims of a natural disaster? No message at all, I am sure they are more worried about surviving and picking up the pieces to worry about something so vapid as to what shoes someone is wearing. The fact that the architect of this criticism looks like a disgusting creature makes it all the more rich.

  122. Number 6

    August 30, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    Bride of Frankenstein, the remake?

  123. BIGMOFO

    August 30, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Wow, has anyone told her the 80’s Madonna look left the building about 30 years ago? Who knew Bantha costumes would be in vogue in 2017?

  124. Heather Atkinson

    August 30, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Cheese and crackers! She looks like one of the Old God’s minions from Call of C’thullu.

  125. 4Dees

    August 30, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Is this Bozo the Clown’s sister? Sure looks like it to me.

  126. January

    August 30, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    And Lynn Yaeger did what, to help out in Houston?? People have died, people are homeless right now, so many homes have been lost and they all are just trying to survive and this “clown looking” person is worried about Melania’s shoes??? I wonder if she even noticed, Melania had changed her clothes and shoes before she got off the plane in Houston. Perhaps she should worry more about North Korea dropping a nuke on her head or Antifa beating her up over free speech. Actually she is just jealous, Melania has more class in her little finger then Lynn Yaeger has in her clown dressing body.

  127. Barbara J Shank Matney

    August 30, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    NO SHARE BUTTON…America needs some more CHUCKLE the CLOWNS …

  128. Invictus_Lux

    August 30, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    Ugly seems to be in vogue in a culture gone to hell.

  129. Cheryl Jones

    August 30, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    Looks like VOGUE could use a re-tooling……………..get rid of the wanna be china doll dragon for starters.

  130. Greg Stickley

    August 30, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Clearly this beauty knows fashion.

  131. Chernmax

    August 30, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Did she escape from the set of the Wizard of OZ???

  132. Lydia Sola

    August 30, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Are you f********g kidding me! These monster of the deep lagoon criticizing Melania.

  133. Greg Sanford

    August 30, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    What rock did this weirdo crawl from under? I guess the circus left town too fast and left one of the freak show behind with this critic talking trash about our FLOTUS.

  134. Jennifer

    August 30, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Who wrote this?? I want names, they can spin a sentence wonderfully!

  135. Wax Frog

    August 30, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Only now do I fully appreciate the phrase “kill it with fire”.

  136. Sophie Maele

    August 30, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    This thing’s entire family was beaten to death with the Ugly Stick down to the seventh generation.

  137. rwwllms

    August 30, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    This is the foul creature that feels like it has the right to critique other’s sense of style?
    It looks like something that escaped from a nightmare fueled Lovecraft story.

  138. wtuck

    August 30, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    She looks like a transgender Sgt Shultz from Hogans Heroes to me………she knows nothink!

  139. Kris Thomas-LaBounty

    August 30, 2017 at 1:19 pm

  140. Hattie Schaefer

    August 30, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    I will take the optics of a beautiful Melania, impeccably dressed, over the optics of seeing this woman’s face. O.M.G.

  141. Jerome Boyle

    August 30, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    MILO! You a BAAAAAAD man! ‘at’s gonna leave a mark!

  142. Gordon Liu

    August 30, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    I saw her eating breakfast with Michael Musto several years ago in Manhattan. A face you never forget.

  143. Pamela Hickey

    August 30, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    Holy rag bag. Scratching my eyes out now.

  144. cbcrocker

    August 30, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    Hey! She came to Texas … snake shoes & boots are a good thing. Rubber boots might be handy too.

  145. Givendoly

    August 30, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    Vogue has really hit the skids if something like that is writing items for them! Who in the world would hire her?

    • sarrahsue

      August 31, 2017 at 10:07 am

      the question now is, who would buy this rag?

  146. Jill Marie Dixon Evans

    August 30, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    ????????????????

  147. DeAnn Smith Caylor

    August 30, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Fabulously eccentric? Wow. That IS creativity at its finest.

  148. Sean Daley

    August 30, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Question. Has anyone ever seen this lady and Mitch McConnell in the same room together?

  149. Jennifer Robinson

    August 30, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    Her look is the actual representation of what “optic illusion” looks like.

  150. Christine Alford

    August 30, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    What is that “off the shoulder” thing supposed to be doing? I saw Maxine Waters with off the shoulder and it doesn’t work…mutton.

  151. Nick Fashado

    August 30, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Is that man, woman, or X?

  152. vincenzo

    August 30, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    This is what happens when someone gets beaten with an ugly stick for the better part of their lives. They tend to drag down beautiful classy women because they are simply envious and jealous. The Vogue writer who criticized our gorgeous First Lady looks like she dressed herself from goodies thrown out in a dumpster behind a Goodwill. She is hardly an example of what good taste in dress apparel is all about…..LOL!

  153. Buffalobob

    August 30, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    Snort. Now I can understand the Vogue point of reference when they were fawning over the Mooch.

  154. Phantom_e

    August 30, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    This “it” wants to talk about FLOTUS’ optics, what about her own? Why is she out of her cage?

  155. sandy030359

    August 30, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    Hahahaha OMG how funny. This is what happened to Raggedy Ann and poor Andy ran off and found him another doll. Can you even blame him? LOL

  156. Jackson Furst

    August 30, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    It’s always these so-called “fashion critics” who are the first to weigh in on true fashion.

  157. nickthecat

    August 30, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    SOMEBODY PLEASE RE-OPEN THE INSANE ASYLUMS!

  158. Ben Vincent

    August 30, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Her favorite character in her favorite movie must be the witch played by Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus.

  159. Isahiah62

    August 30, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Thank you MILO of routing the harpie who thought it appropriate to dis Melania for her choice of shoes..obviously sheis a person who should be used to people making fun of HER clownish choices.

    …all the Condé NASTY magazines are into the Trump hate now- but they have loved left for longer than that–Vogue wrote glowing article on ASSAD married to a non Muslim non Arab woman.
    www dot theatlantic dot com/international/archive/2012/01/the-only-remaining-online-copy-of-vogues-asma-al-assad-profile/250753/

    Vogue ran many stories pumping up Obama – glowing piece on Susan Rice and others, people NOT known for fashion or style– just more DNC cheerleaders.

    GQ mag was practically a DNC campaign pamphlet for Obama. Ran hit pieces on Bush too. Used ugliest images of McCain they could find while putting Obama in halos, and HRC in DEAR Leader images with adoring crowds..

    and more… I cancelled all their rags long ago despite loving fashion myself – just too annoying to have to get a dose of HATE with pretty pictures…

    FOX missed this part of the story- they told it but left out this hideous creature…

  160. nickthecat

    August 30, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    She represents the Lollipop Guild.

  161. Bill Groover

    August 30, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    She looks like she’s a character from Neverland or at best Alice in wonderland.

  162. Jackie Minniti

    August 30, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    EYE BLEACH!!! WHERE’S THE EYE BLEACH?!!!!!
    +

  163. 042192

    August 30, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    LMAO ok so now they give us a reason to just laugh how sick she looks but just like a liberal a real joke

  164. William Howe

    August 30, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    That’s one deranged M’er F’er

  165. Cara_C

    August 30, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Is she part of the satanic pedophile set?

  166. Palantir777

    August 30, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    this Freakazoid from vogue bares an uncanny resemblance on containers of poison and bottles of iodine, go figure….

  167. Pat Wenta

    August 30, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    She. certainly got hit with a ugly stick !!!

  168. CrazyAuntJane

    August 30, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    I peed on myself laughing! THAT criticized Melinda’s shoes and CNN ran with it as a real story???? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!GASP!!! HAHAHAHA

  169. Mancave001

    August 30, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    This…cannot…be…real.

  170. ☆♪Wooмy❖Ocтo™♪☆

    August 30, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Jesus Christ, that… That *thing* crawled from the deepest, darkest pit of dark, alternative universe’s planet and found its way to Earth somehow, found a job at some lame, retarded magazine and became an alt-left member. o-o;

  171. Steve B

    August 30, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    everyone knows that melenia had a shoe refueling plane fly up some new shoes for her.. No Way she could have had extra pair on AF1 to change into…………….

  172. DeeJay Gude

    August 30, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    WTAF even is that???

  173. commonsense101

    August 30, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    This is what you look like when you decide “you’re never gonna grow up”.

  174. Samantha Villagomez

    August 30, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Believe me that in the pervert mind this soul is considered a hot mamma in many a sick minds!

  175. MisterGoldiloxx

    August 30, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    That thing can’t possibly be human.
    It looks like one of Saruman’s Uruk-hai in a dress.

  176. Janeen Wilkins

    August 30, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    You if all people have no right to judge anyone!!!!

  177. Coma White

    August 30, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Behold your idols, Progressives!

  178. Trying4Better

    August 30, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    And this person is qualified to discuss fashion?! May I ask HOW?!!!

  179. dujaa74

    August 30, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    OMG! LMAO! #MSM #FAIL

  180. Sean Johnston

    August 30, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    I’m sure the first lady considered the source, and gave the criticism it’s due attention. 🙂

  181. Paul Gana

    August 30, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    wow this reminds me of the Cthulhu Mythos lore from HP Lovecraft

  182. Doesntplaywellwithothers

    August 30, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    I think you got the photos mixed up, shouldn’t these ones be on a Game of Thrones piece or something?

  183. GaPeech

    August 30, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    OMG…..what a sight.

  184. Patrick Spence

    August 30, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    This has to be a joke? No one goes through life looking like that on PURPOSE! Happy Halloween, ya’all.

  185. DaisyToo

    August 30, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Good Lord! Ronald McDonald raped poor Mamie Eisenhower and this happened.

  186. Mavrone Louise Murphy Alt

    August 30, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    Her “lipstick” locks like a Hitler mustache! What a freak! Her rouge is rude to say the least. She looks like a deranged psychopath marionette!! WOW, who in the world would want her opinion on fashion or ANY other subject?

    • DaisyToo

      August 30, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      It’s always the ugly ones jealous of the beautiful ones …

  187. DesertPatriot

    August 30, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    This total caricature of a woman has the gall to criticize any other woman’s dress and appearance…it is absolutely laughable.

  188. annabeee

    August 30, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    Honestly, I have faith in the next generation cleaning up this mess because nobody will look back on times like this and take these people seriously.

  189. chilly2

    August 30, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    This is one of those times that I wish someone would use the memory device from Men In Black on me.

  190. Lilythepom

    August 30, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    Holy Crap she looks like someone out of Rocky horror picture show.

  191. Chad Steen

    August 30, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    She has no business critiquing ANYTHING based on its looks….I mean LOOK AT IT!!!!

  192. Karen Woltering

    August 30, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    i’m sure the last thing the people in Texas are worried about is the First Ladies shoes.

  193. Alan A.

    August 30, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    NO WAY……………….is she for real???

  194. toddyo1935

    August 30, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    These are Fashion’s Beautiful people. Be more respectful.

  195. Brandon Smith

    August 30, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    You’re kidding me right? This has got to be a joke.

  196. TMGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    WTF is that thing?

  197. Joe R

    August 30, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    Robin: “OMG Batman!!! The penguin has become transexual!!! What the F$%&!!?!”

  198. [email protected]

    August 30, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    That’s one f-ugly tranny

  199. jayesouthworth

    August 30, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    Ha! Bozo the Clown’s soul mate!

  200. Geno777

    August 30, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Walking advertisement for mercy killing!

  201. Jeff Myers

    August 30, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    How does her hair coloring? Earl Schieb? …and her make-up? Maaco? Gotta love those lips…wait she doesn’t have lips. This is a walking train wreak.

  202. JDasien

    August 30, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    What is it?

  203. Nash Montana

    August 30, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    She seems nice…

  204. CrazyforYeshua

    August 30, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    What IS that????

  205. Etone

    August 30, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    All of the women I know like Melania. They pay attention when she’s on TV.

  206. Rosie O.

    August 30, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    OMG ????She’s a beast ????

  207. Mark Baker

    August 30, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    Melania was wearing shoes? Totally missed that.

  208. Gilcrease

    August 30, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    So this is why men are becoming cover-girls on women’s magazines.

  209. No One In Particular

    August 30, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    I know this article did say … [WARNING GRAPHIC] …. but blarffwaaawhaaa … wtf IS that?

  210. Marilyn Bloom

    August 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    The entire media establishment is a debauched, syphilistic, demented whore of Babylon & THAT’S on a good day.

  211. Easy Way #6

    August 30, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    Eccentric is the 53rd gender.

  212. SingleCut

    August 30, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    What is that? Is it really human?
    If that thing is so concerned about the people of Houston why doesn’t it go down there and help out? It can scare the snakes away….

  213. disqus_lJapfzCIUh

    August 30, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    Lord….this “Thing” just fell out of the Cocoon…Now….I can see why she hates the beautiful women…I bet that she never wore a pair on women’s shoes…

  214. jamessavik

    August 30, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    what the suffering fuck is that supposed to be!?

  215. hiphop

    August 30, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    WOW! Speechless!!!! She needs to look in the mirror at the horror staring back at her.

  216. J'onn J'onzz

    August 30, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Somebody please save the first photo. That is a meme begging to happen,

  217. johnnybgood

    August 30, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    This is a joke right.

  218. BourneInTheUSA ♡'s TRUMP USA????????

    August 30, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Oh good God!

  219. Sunny Skye

    August 30, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Whoa. Thank GOD I have no “fashion sense”!!!

  220. KG

    August 30, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    That thing has NO business criticizing anyone or anything! God what an abortion that lived it is! Hideous!

  221. Caesar Ulsano

    August 30, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    The fuck is this??!!!

  222. Hobbs R. Hobbit

    August 30, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    Who is she to say a word about what anyone, especially our classy FLOTUS….WOW…..

  223. Jane Kraft Smith

    August 30, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    Wow.!!! This person has absolutely no room to criticize anyone on any level. SMH! Who employs
    this mess.

  224. jannie

    August 30, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    jealousy rears it’s ugly head. It looks like a man to me

  225. Joe Shmoe

    August 30, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    Dreadful.

  226. Old Prez

    August 30, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    Why does anything like this even getting attention?

  227. Mulga Bill

    August 30, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    My Gosh that is one ugly waste of protoplasm!

  228. Andrew Steele

    August 30, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    I refuse to google this person. What am I looking at? Is this person’x an opinion I should have recognized?…but really who the …. is this?

  229. Bill Wilson

    August 30, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    THAT IS …………………………………………………………………………………….JUST CAN’T THINK OF NUTTIN BAD ENOUGH.

  230. Denis Ian

    August 30, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    They’re in trouble. Again.

    Too dressy.

    The Trumps were headed to Texas, but sadly … they “… opted for style over practicality when came to their wardrobe choices”. O! Mon Dieu!

    The First Lady was “shoe shamed” because she didn’t wear … “regulation flood footwear”. And who doesn’t have that?

    The Trumps were “… dressed like two people who have never gotten dirty in their lives. Living avatars of city softness. Indoor kids.” What could be worse?

    But it does get worse …

    The president’s shoes were “completely unsullied by dirt.” WHAT was he thinking?

    The Washington Post … which buys its venom in bulk from Amazon … was especially immature … insisting that Melania Trump “is the kind of woman who refuses to pretend that her feet will, at any point, ever be immersed in cold, muddy, bacteria-infested Texas water.”

    Geez! Michelle Obama “wore $540 Lanvin sneakers while visiting a food bank” … that’s where poor people dine … but I don’t recall her sitting with those folks … and chowing down on a plate of beans and weiners.

    Meanwhile … back at the disaster …

    Houses are floating away, folks are camped on roofs, and hungry alligators and floating islands of fire ants are on the move.

    Fourteen and fifteen year old kids are zipping’ around in their boats … saving lives. Budweiser’s sending safe water instead of beer. And at least nine people are dead.

    And a 3 year old girl was found floating … clinging to the back of her dead mother.

    BUT …

    “Like a gaggle of snooty schoolgirls” … the media couldn’t resist. And you’re supposed to take them seriously.

    Seriously?

    Denis Ian

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/efb638d56add09a4ea88ce6fee64f99d8acd88f8354bc389a2fcb7efff5bbd1f.png

  231. Inci Willard

    August 30, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    She’s the living proof of why NOT to buy Vogue magazine.

  232. Roger Keay

    August 30, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    That’s not lipstick, it’s a Hitler ‘stash’…

  233. Mel Beano

    August 30, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    THAT is not HUMAN… please shoot it before it reproduces

  234. TonyDales

    August 30, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    SHE’S HIDEOUS!

  235. CrispusA

    August 30, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    What the f…what is that thing?

  236. Dakota

    August 30, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    Looks like another beast from hell.

  237. Sawboss!

    August 30, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    That lady needs a flea dip

  238. Marlene Rearden

    August 30, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    Now we know what happened to all the clowns after Ringling Brothers closed down!

  239. ilovemygoats

    August 30, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Clearly, it has a case of ‘green with envy”

  240. theignorantone

    August 30, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    I can understand the graphic warning.

  241. Caroline Mc Gilloway

    August 30, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Is this person a transgender? No criticism, just
    Wondering honestly.

  242. Ga Wa

    August 30, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    To be a good feminist for the left, you have to be as ugly as a goat.

  243. H. Mueller

    August 30, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    That is just horrible. I don’t know what it is. What I do know is that the thing is a representative of the leftists, it made fun of and criticized our First Lady for the shoes that she wore before getting off the aircraft in Texas. It went after a beautiful, gracious, intelligent, successful woman.

    One thing we can learn from this is that the leftists have this thing to represent them, while attacking our First Family, and if this is the best the left can do, we should be able to crush them any time we want to get serious about it.

  244. Mark Turner

    August 30, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    ha ha liberals

  245. 1angryscot

    August 30, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

  246. Deon Van Zyl

    August 30, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    What is this fucking thing? I’ve seen homeless with better fashion sense. WTF up, America!! Make use of your mental asylums once more!!

  247. otisrneedleman

    August 30, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    Her picture can be used to keep evil spirits away.

    • Billy

      August 30, 2017 at 4:09 pm

      Or bring them in.

  248. Elaine

    August 30, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    Jealousy turns a person into an ogre. She is in step with Hillary Clinton. Total lack of reality and letting their emotions create a hateful unrealistic perception of those they resent just because they are someone they cannot be.

  249. Joanne13

    August 30, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    OMGOSH… you simply can NOT make this stuff up!! I thought for sure this was a guy in drag but apparently it’s not?? I’m SO GLAD to know that such a ‘tastefully attired’ ‘woman’ took time to critique Melania Trump on HOW TO DRESS!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/daba10326f5a6a0894c8a89851e3925e859b5ceae7bf247a1662f3cd19a82d2d.gif

  250. Galloper

    August 30, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    no wonder I dont buy vogue………magazine of the absurd.

  251. Galloper

    August 30, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    who looks worse …? Wasserman or this wierdo ?

  252. Karon Adams

    August 30, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    “Eccentric”? is that the new term for color blind, hideous melange of the worst every culture has to offer?

  253. Mommy Says

    August 30, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Is this a tranny?

  254. Craig Barlow

    August 30, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    “Its”, notice I refer to it as exactly that. IT> Its kind of like a scary silent film character from the dawn of movies. That’s one Saturday feature that would leave me traumatized for life!

  255. Marie Noybn

    August 30, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    but…. what is it??? and why do they let it comment on fashion???

  256. Macky Hastings

    August 30, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    I’m damaged, Milo.

    Damaged, I say.

    I cannot gaze upon such hideousness as this and just carry on for the day. I now have to have a G&T and a nap. And it’s all your fault.

    (I’ll be back later.)

  257. Tzione

    August 30, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    C’mon…She’s upset because she can’t buy those shoes in WALMART..(no disrespect to Walmart).sheesh…

  258. Morris Hudson

    August 30, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    She was on American Horror Story!

  259. alenworn

    August 30, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    nasty

  260. Robert Gaston

    August 30, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    There has to be a psychological term for her.

  261. John Smith

    August 30, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    So unlike you to be over dramatic. You are truly a boring read.

    • Diogenesof Sinope

      August 30, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      There is. I found it in the DSM-5. “Futs.” (I don’t remember the page, sorry 🙂 )

  262. WestPointMom

    August 30, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Is this a joke?

  263. Amela

    August 30, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    What is it?

  264. Galt 1 For US

    August 30, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    I think what is funnier is that Vogue has her on staff :O

  265. goony

    August 30, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    she is disgusting and looks like oompa loompas arse hole on willy Wonka

  266. Scooter Van Neuter

    August 30, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    She’s fairly attractive for a liberal…

  267. razorback715

    August 30, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    What a vision of loveliness! She looks like the visiting aunt from hell who comes to stay for a month to terrorize a 7 year old boy.

  268. Sigrid Egan

    August 30, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    YAEGER LOOKS LIKE A FOOL IN HER ‘CARNIVAL’ OUTFIT. HAVE WE EVER HEARD FROM HER OR ‘VOGUE’ HOW TERRIBLY MICHELLE OBAMA LOOKED. WHOEVER CLOTHED HER HAD NOT TASTE AND CERTAINLY DIDN’ T HELP MICHELLE TO MAKE HER FAT ASS LESS FAT LOOKING OR MICHELLE’S ATTIRE ROME, HALF-NAKED IN A CHURCH! YOU ARE NOT BELIEVABLE MADAM.

  269. Caroline Mc Gilloway

    August 30, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    Milo I laughed until my sides hurt.
    I hope you read these comments.
    Funny funny

  270. Klabauterhuhn

    August 30, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Looks like someone revived the Lindbergh-Baby and painted it with radioactive asbestos.

  271. cieran58

    August 30, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    My God, the comparison to Lovecraftian horrors is not hyperbole — and THIS takes it into it’s mind to criticize Melania’s choice of footwear?! I shouldn’t have clicked the photo…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fde3a0919d4b9e1e1ca98e6a4bc3807b858f4e61ab41a3941e68d654633bfc46.gif

  272. James Hale

    August 30, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    you mean to tell me that has a job …when in the hell did they teach a a a a hell I cant call that a name I’m lost for words

  273. Margaret

    August 30, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    this is male reptiles.

  274. spiritseeker

    August 30, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Sorry, I have to go now and poke out my eyes!

  275. New York Native

    August 30, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    OMG, I thought this was satire until I googled this bitch. She’s for real.

  276. scott w.

    August 30, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    What is that thing in the red hair?

  277. kiwitom

    August 30, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Is that actually human,”its life Jim but not as we know it”

  278. Armyvet81

    August 30, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Yes because we all know that hurricane victims are fashion police and would immediately know she was not dressed for the occasion. Give me a break. That is so typical of liberalism…..judging by what is on the outside instead of what is on the inside.

  279. kzF

    August 30, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Hi Milo! I still love you. miss you too. Peace.

  280. Pamela Heinbaugh

    August 30, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    I think it’s Lena Dunham’s mother lol. God, that’s pathetic looking! What the heck is wrong with you Vogue?

  281. BoSplosion

    August 30, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    If you crossed a geisha with a causcasian meth addict and an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet you’d get this freak show.

  282. Diogenesof Sinope

    August 30, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    That mouth! Those lips. She looks like the south side of a northbound chimp in estrus.

  283. Francisco Sperandeo

    August 30, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    Another Happy owner of a MAGIC MIRROR at home!

  284. damikes

    August 30, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    that looks like the love-child of Crooked Hillary and Michele 0bama

  285. kazzer66

    August 30, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    Holy freaking smokes, what the heck is that thing?

  286. beachmom2

    August 30, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    She looks like her life’s goal is to be Raggedy Ann.

    • Deuce_2112

      August 30, 2017 at 5:34 pm

      more like Scraggedy Andy

  287. Ileana Pérez

    August 30, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    Is she for real!!!!!

  288. Deuce_2112

    August 30, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    Since she’s with Vogue, if someone slaps this fashion nazi, would that be striking a poser?

  289. tim

    August 30, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    What a disgusting pig.. I wonder what she has done to help Texas.

    • Deuce_2112

      August 30, 2017 at 5:34 pm

      she stayed away from it. no point in scaring the cattle and the children

  290. Buck Owens

    August 30, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    Is that Hercule Poirot in drag?

  291. Tepes76

    August 30, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    She looks like something from the new season of American Horror Story.

  292. Badger

    August 30, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    It’s like something from The Hunger Games

  293. GandalfsTrouserpress

    August 30, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    Goodness me.

  294. Cliffy44

    August 30, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    Lynn Yaeger is the American Association of Gynecologists poster child, nominated for C*NT of the year.

  295. Kitty

    August 30, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    WTH?

  296. LadyAnne56

    August 30, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    This had to be the best laugh I have had in a long time! All you posters are so very creative and hysterically funny! Tears–laughing tears!!!!

  297. Kitty

    August 30, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    Her clothes are from the rag bag, her makeup by Frankenstein!

  298. Kitty

    August 30, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    Make it stop!

  299. TheRealTruthSerum

    August 30, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I think she did the same thing with the crazy tree, too.

  300. Weeble

    August 30, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Pennywise!!! Run!!!!

  301. tonyv

    August 30, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    “Eccentric” is the best back-handed compliment they could come up with.

  302. lambda5555m

    August 30, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    What a pig…she is ugly on so many levels…why does vogue even have a cretin like this in their employ???

  303. Carolyn Steele Key

    August 30, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    This explains why I don’t care for Vogue. It’s a brainwashing magazine! Everything We say and do is correct. You do not get to think.

    • Notmybrotherskeeper2

      August 30, 2017 at 10:15 pm

      Hurricane or not, who, in the hell, ever hated on hot shoes????

      Are you freaking kidding me???

      • Elaine

        August 31, 2017 at 11:26 am

        Got that right! Used to LOVE wearin’ me some strappy heels … about 30 years and 50 pounds ago!!

        • Notmybrotherskeeper2

          August 31, 2017 at 4:36 pm

          Haha!
          Ohh come now, Elaine…..for a red-blooded American male, sexy heels are ALWAYS appropriate, regardless of age.

          OR landscape!????

          • Elaine

            August 31, 2017 at 6:09 pm

            Well … God love ya! Now, aside from the fact that I can’t wear “it” like I used to … and other than a few cricks and creaks in the joints, ‘most near everything else still works!

          • Notmybrotherskeeper2

            August 31, 2017 at 6:54 pm

            HA HA HA HA!!????

            “…other than a few cricks and creaks in the joints, ‘most near everything else still works!”

            So, your reply has left me…..laughing my a$$ off, haha!!

          • Elaine

            September 1, 2017 at 1:45 pm

            You sweet thing … that just makes my heart smile and smile and smile!!

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/507a73755ac98925937271fb7ad5b0b77341cc4f5f4011c5dd62787bdd268c08.gif

          • Notmybrotherskeeper2

            September 2, 2017 at 11:56 am

            Love it!

            And, hilarious people rock!!????

            (Disclaimer – this declaration obviously excludes leftists)

    • Iamstilllearning

      August 31, 2017 at 2:58 am

      No joke! Whoa.

      I should thank you, ’cause I had no intention of paying a moment’s attention to this gas being passed off as news…but am glad I looked. This is what passes for a “fashion guru” at ‘Vogue’???Just when I think the left cannot embarrass their cause any further…

      I’ve been waiting for the day, when citizens would rub their eyes, and ask themselves, “WHY?”- “Why in the world do we listen to a thing the so-called elites have to say?”

      I might just have to keep a file of the pics/profiles of the a-holes behind these so-called ‘news’ items…it sure gives context, to see behind the curtain. Reminds me of that Cracker Barrel raycist rocker video- I mean, the stories are dumb enough by themselves…but seeing the ‘brains’ behind ’em really drives the message home: pay no attention to the noxious fumes/noise emitted by these morons.

      Boy- just remembered…’Vogue’ isn’t having a great week…that ‘Teen Vogue’ writer’s tweet about biting off “Evangelicals” genitals, for some imaginary crime that breezed through her skull.

      Glad I cancelled my subscription. Seriously…I was taking notes last year, month-by-month, of the overt propaganda being shoved down the throats of unsuspecting gals…not a single (I know I know, shocker) mention of anything positive about a conservative-leaning female to be gleaned. I’m trying to compile some nuggets for the tween-young adult girlies in my world…am trying to give ’em a bit of perspective, as to who’s who behind trends and so on. You are seriously helping my cause, dear Elaine. I can’t wait to show ’em. The left loves to mock all things right-leaning…and if I have any say, the tables will be turned. Deservedly so, I might add. Cheers to you, my sista!

      • Elaine

        August 31, 2017 at 11:55 am

        I see these things on Facebook, and have to make myself check them out .. if for no other reason than authenticity. Lots of fake crap on FB! But this was from Milo, and while I don’t have a strong opinion on him one way or another, and don’t really know much about him, I do trust the source and I do lean towards liking him. He’s an attention-getter, and the libs hate him … so there’s my clue that his writings are A-OK. Indeed … even if I wanted to be recognized as “fabulously eccentric” … that wouldn’t be my choice of “looks”!! Unfrickinbelievable.

        You are doing the Lord’s work, my good friend. Young people are like sponges, so easily influenced. I started smoking, drinking and acting like an all-around. general ass in college … did not stay true to the way I was raised. Later into my 20s, I came back around. So, anything you do to influence the young ladies in your life is going to make a yuge impact. I think you and your li’l gals will love-love-love this photo that I saw on FB! (LOVE the li’l peanut on the far right!!) I shared it to three of the groups I joined, and have already gotten email notifications of hundreds and hundreds of shares!! LOVE THIS!! Cheers to you as well, my sista!

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b12d9369e4b1ccc9fdb153ec65ed3f553fa0cff0013ccfefa562934ad36de098.jpg

        • Iamstilllearning

          August 31, 2017 at 6:25 pm

          Love it. L-o-v-e LOVE it! Indeed, the pretty lil’ thangs are going to eat this up! ‘Specially, when juxtaposed with the hate-filled ‘Vogue’ moron. Who do ya wanna emulate? Talk about easy-peasy.

          Yep- authenticity is key, IMHO…it takes time to sniff it out, but thinking for ones’ self is worth the effort, eh?

          I’ve been reading John Taylor Gatto lately, and I love how he differentiates his notion of educating children from the state’s- he believes his role as a teacher is to remove material that prevents kids from learning, cultivating their innate curiosity/interests…similar to sculpting…then contrasts the state method of piling on layers upon layers of imposed materials (as in painting), obscuring the individual underneath. PC Critical Theory crap- trying to make everyone artificially ‘equal’ aka carbon copies of ‘good’ little plebs.

          Excellent contribution, as always. 🙂

  304. [email protected]

    August 30, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    They’ve all gone bat shit crazy

  305. [email protected]

    August 30, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    She is old and is trying to get attention anyway she can get it.To her even negative attention is better than no attention at all. Poor dear. smh

  306. annamaudebug

    August 30, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    What in cornbread HELL is that?

  307. Lady_Penguin

    August 30, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Right from the “Exorcist.”

  308. It is I!

    August 30, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Baby Jane Part Deux.

  309. The Owl Guy

    August 30, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    Of course the ugly girl and I do mean UGLY girl hates the prom queen.

  310. 01goldg1

    August 30, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    HR Pufnstuf, who’s your friend when things get rough? HR Pufnstuf, can’t do a little cause he can’t do enough!

  311. dortalina

    August 30, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    There are a couple of girls who work where I get my hair done and they look like her. It’s hard not to show your complete shock. Now I know where this ugly stuff is coming from.

  312. Phil Usakowski

    August 30, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Grab THAT pussy you loser! You are still over 3,000,000 votes short of being MY president.

  313. Nietzsche is Peachie

    August 30, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    ” An unspeakable Eldritch horror from….” Classic H P Lovecraft ….

  314. Cynthia

    August 30, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    She needs to stick to fashion matters and leave human matters alone. Apparently she doesn’t seem to know that people in Corpus have a few other things to worry about – like rebuilding their lives. Anyway, a horror like Lynn shouldn’t judge others.

  315. rolpol

    August 30, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    Bit early for Halloween, love.

  316. TheBeanMan

    August 30, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    It’s Kathy Griffins long lost sister.

  317. Cheryl Dupell Kondoff

    August 30, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    Well she needs to look in the mirror poor thing would die of shock if she does. Disgusting

  318. annamaudebug

    August 30, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    what in cornbread hell is that?

  319. Joe

    August 30, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    Looks like someone has a Raggity Ann fetish

  320. Lochie Birch

    August 30, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    Is that a geezer or a woman?

  321. Bile Gull

    August 30, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    I, uh….. what????

  322. disqus_Aa7kWsb7Fp

    August 30, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Out uglying ugly

  323. Joanne Justino Cox

    August 30, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Your the voice of fashion ha, what a joke, you wish you had the grace, looks and style in your little finger that our first lady has. Your a joke, what an ugly bitch

  324. jrdr2000

    August 30, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    new costume best seller for Halloween

  325. Deborah Palumbo

    August 30, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Man is she ugly

  326. Phyllis Helms Price

    August 30, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    Dear Lord! I’m almost at a loss for words. Did the traveling freak show let the Mother of Chuckie escape? She gets paid to write/comment on the fashion choices of other people? Well that’s just one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Where did common sense go?

  327. floridapossum

    August 30, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    I’m so old, I remember when Vogue was a fashion magazine.

  328. Heywood Jablowme

    August 30, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    Melania is the hottest and maybe the smartest first lady ever. I think she speaks 4 languages? Wtf? That lady from bogue is a meme waiting to happen.

  329. Tha JackaL

    August 30, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    That thing is trashing the first lady on looks? LOL Now I’ve officially read it all… One of the worlds ugliest creatures trashing a gorgeous first lady. lol WOW!

  330. ilikai

    August 30, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Can anything, below using nuclear force, kill that monster?

  331. Brandy Baron

    August 30, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    This must be what you get when you put lipstick on a pig ????

  332. Maria

    August 30, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    what a ugly hideous excuse of a person and then to critize our beautiful first lady oh please …sour grapes because Gargantua was beaten with the ugly stick! Vogue went get any more of my dollars if this is what is writing their columns….she should be hidden in the sewers of the city along with that Phantom

  333. Tim Berry

    August 30, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    This HAG is dissing Melania…LOL !!! She looks Terrible !

  334. Ruthann Alberts

    August 30, 2017 at 6:40 pm

    which rock did she crawl out of? let me know so i could go step on her~! what a tattoo job she has for christ sakes who dug her up king tut?

  335. Troll Hunter

    August 30, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Ewwww

  336. Melba Burton

    August 30, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    If she is how you are supposed to look……gag,gag,gag……count me out! she is the most disgusting thing I think I have ever seen. NO taste and NO class, simply disgusting. Also, she should have watchedthe POTUS and the FLOTUS when they landed in Corpus Christi. FLOTUS was wearing black jeans a white button up shirt, a baseball cap with FLOTUS on the bill of the cap and white tennis shoes…..very classy!

  337. rennaemarshallchristman

    August 30, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    Oh my word…This is a real person? Looks like Chucky’s cousin…beyond tasteless!!

  338. Lorde Kitchener

    August 30, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    For anyone from England, this visage will bring back memories of the Pantomime Dame of your nightmares.

  339. Alexander Marinesko

    August 30, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    Center fold Field and Stream!!! No, forget it……

  340. Michelle

    August 30, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    Attention whore…with no disrespect to a real whore…they dress much better than Raggedy Ann here.

  341. Robert Walsh

    August 30, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    This woman has been around for so many years in Greenwich Village, she is a real “freak and character” of NYC, ———-Melania chose the perfect shoes for high water, what could have been more perfect!
    She then changed in to “sensible shoes” for the official walk that she did, leave her alone!!!

  342. LuBugg

    August 30, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    Good Lord O Mighty!

  343. notdisallusioned

    August 30, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    says the killer clown…..

  344. Don L. Livingston

    August 30, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY,…., SPEECHLESS!!!!

  345. JoAnn Dirks

    August 30, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    GOOD GRIEF….WHAT IS THAT CREATURE??? SCARY…THAT’S WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF..

  346. Earl Hoffman

    August 30, 2017 at 6:53 pm

    Look at her. Look at Melania. ‘Nuff said.

  347. Tom Kittles

    August 30, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    The way she looks and she dares to critisize someone else’s shoes………she better step back and look in the mirror.

  348. Earl Hoffman

    August 30, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    As a genuine redhead, I am offended by her cultural appropriation of my hair color and demand that she remove that hideous wig now!!

  349. tomah57

    August 30, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    Melania = beauty and that short lard ass Lynn Fugly Yaeger = the beast

  350. Larry Reiff

    August 30, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    Her farther shot his load into a flower pot and got a blooming idiot for a child !

  351. David Michael

    August 30, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    Thats a man ….!!??

  352. Samuel B. Miller

    August 30, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    This is the poster child for the Holly wood elitists just like Warren and Maxine Waters are typical Democrats its a warning to civilized Americans that your vote is all that will save our Nation ! VOTE

  353. Emme Christian

    August 30, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    She looks like she was dressed by a three-year old (with apologies to all three year old’s)

  354. Rick Lauridsen-Hoegh

    August 30, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    “Hideous” sums it up nicely.

  355. Joe Bleaux

    August 30, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    How long ago did she die and who was the taxidermist who fixed her up?

  356. Rick Lauridsen-Hoegh

    August 30, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    As for Melina, why doesn’t the media fawn over her as they did over Jackie Kennedy? (We all know why).

  357. gwen0444 .

    August 30, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    I would cut the First Lady some slack. I’m sure if not for trump getting elected she would have been planning some kind of escape from him. Now she is stuck with him for at least 4 years.

    • iainnahearadh

      August 30, 2017 at 10:29 pm

      Such a nasty little thing you are.

      Unfortunately for you, the Clinton marriage is a real sham. in fact, the both of them are so disgusting in their behaviour that they are now the benchmark for all things sick and asocial.

      Melania Trump, however, chose Donald Trump as a husband, chose to have his children and chose to be a wife and mother.

      Besides accompanying her husband on his working schedule, Melania Trump is a full time mother, who clearly cares for the welfare of others.

      As for assisting Texas citizens in their hour of need, yes, Melania Trump will, like her husband, quietly work to help them in any way they can.

      Including wielding the powers of the office of the POTUS on behalf of all Texas citizens.

      Meanwhile, we have you, who like the frightful apparition that led this article, making what you think are witty remarks, that are really only sarcastic reflection of your own cynical hubris and arrogance in public display.

      Also, clearly like the frightful apparition that led this article, your remarks seem to be about things that only exist in the dank and clearly empty recess of your own head.

      But this is probably not the first time you have heard comments like this, addressed to yourself now, is it?

  358. Kathy Gentile

    August 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    What a dispicable person! Is this person a woman, a man or an it? Difficult to tell. UGLY inside and out!

  359. Hurry-2016

    August 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    This story shows the difference between Republicans and Dems. Melania is a typical Republican ‘this’ is a typical Democrat.

  360. Hurry-2016

    August 30, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    I liked Milo’s comment is this an animal, vegetable, or mineral?

  361. viking628

    August 30, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    She belongs in a Tokien novel

  362. Gladymar Parziale

    August 30, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Annabelle and the bride of chuckie are way cuter than this freak. Issue is, I can’t unsee this. My brain hurts

  363. will ford

    August 30, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    DAMN ! PUKE I WILL

  364. Steve Obeda

    August 30, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    What a gorgon.

  365. Sherry Hoffman

    August 30, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    I WASNT SURE IF THAT WAS A GUY TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A WOMAN OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND WHAT EVER IT IS ITS A FREAKING UGLY THING.

  366. Paul Stuart

    August 30, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    WTF is this uuummm person doing saying this? WOW….

  367. Greg Mac

    August 30, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    WTH is that????? cant be as dude and it sure as sh*t isnt a women, So I say again, WTH is that??? By God let it be a nightmare, that crossed my vision

  368. Greg Mac

    August 30, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    HOBBIT’ESS on LSD?

  369. will ford

    August 30, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    And people read the SHIT from THIS??

  370. Diann Gardner

    August 30, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    What kind of message did she send? Really, you old cow, the message she sent was not near as bad as the message Mochelle Obama sent serving soup in a homeless shelter while WEARING 2500.00 kicks on her feet! SHADUP!!!

  371. Jeff Jakob

    August 30, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    I believe this is George Soros’s Granddaughter

  372. Dana DeWitt

    August 30, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    If I had a dog that ugly, I would shave it’s ass and walk it down the street backwards

  373. Ima Lindatoo

    August 30, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Liberals, always so stupid and let their emotions get the better of them. That is why #TrumpWon … and repeatedly DOES.

    Hmm, do explain “The Optics” dear…or what ever you are, being you don’t have no #smarts…..

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a328736084bf2ba95882d2753aaf79cbbb42340bdf8dc91f580790bee96716ef.jpg

    ….yep, you failed that one too

  374. Sabina

    August 30, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Adore the Lovecraftian reference, Milo!
    But even he couldn’t have dreamed up a horror like that. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/741e2ed97e1bff8424f3d07bfda99994a1a48932e4d4e418176c30ea61fd9137.jpg

  375. Osama0bama

    August 30, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    Eye bleach and a brain enema. Please! I need to forget seeing this nightmare from the pit of Hell.

  376. William Wilburn

    August 30, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    What freak show did she escape from ?

  377. Kek Wills It

    August 30, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    This thing would give Cthulhu nightmares.

  378. Mike H

    August 30, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    Sweet jaysus! And she has the audacity to froth about optics? Has she been in close proximity of a mirror lately?
    Even seen through the optics of a cylidescope she could not seem any more…..?
    Well, bat shite crazy with the guano being used for makeup​.

  379. Mary Ann Blay

    August 30, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    OMG

  380. Sim Dunn

    August 30, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    Hay I seen her twin sister pushing a bascart full of old clothes under one of the interstate bridges, and she was dressed just like her too.

  381. nospyme

    August 30, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    Could be a guy…..

  382. RadicalRighty

    August 30, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    She looks to be the spawn of Algore and Cyndi Lauper

  383. MollyBee

    August 30, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    Is Mitch McConnel moonlighting? He’s not exactly battin’ a thousand on his day job.

  384. Pat Kohls

    August 30, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    She was a witch in hocus pocus. Get the broom.

  385. Linda Jones Stone

    August 30, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    Looks like they picked up a bag lady!

  386. Joe Hanohano Cipriano

    August 30, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    Dang that’s one hideous looking woman.

  387. Marilyn West Turner

    August 30, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Wow if this is fashion I want no part of it! Vogue has always been out of touch with Americans but this is over the top and beyond the eccentric!!

  388. Patricia Quattrocchi

    August 30, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    Tell me that this crone is really a man.

  389. toniace2

    August 30, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    Looks like that dude from Bugs Bunny…..’Where’s my hasenpfeffer!!!!???” LOL

  390. Tom

    August 30, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    To think she does that to herself on purpose and then expects us to take her seriously…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  391. Frank G Anderson

    August 30, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    ‘semi-sentient other’ – probably fits this creature of post-human annihilation. And Vogue? Has that magazine gone this far?

  392. RIYADHMIKE

    August 30, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    How did Planned Parenthood miss aborting this sack of shit?

  393. Truth goes 100 MPH

    August 30, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    She IS quite becoming. Becoming a corpse? PS- The wallpaper I had 60 years ago matches her dress. Too bad her face doesn’t match the human one. Lynn Samuels and her should “hook up”

  394. Susan Young

    August 30, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    I guess on a slow news day this turd writer has to write something. I bet those people suffering in Texas couldnt give 2 good shits about what the First Lady wore to get on to their plane. Of course she has shoes and clothing on the plane. Its like an extention of the Whtie house.

  395. Truth goes 100 MPH

    August 30, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    I HAD to look again. I am annoyed that this was released now. The Pentagon was going to unleash her on ISIS. They just purchased one thousand anti-ugly glasses in anticipation of her arrival.

  396. Nick Apps

    August 30, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    Looks like the zombie apocalypse is real !!!

  397. Mikey

    August 30, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    I have some used toilet paper that looks better than her…

  398. Lynda

    August 30, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    Man just she need an intervention! Melania is beautiful and dress’s high class nothing we can say about you! Have you looked in the mirror…wow it starts from your hair to your toes.

  399. shere

    August 30, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    oh my lord, how can a person ever “unsee” this?? that?? what ever it is.

  400. Agent 99

    August 30, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    The devil left a hoofprint on her mouth. Rough night.

  401. tjinla

    August 30, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    I am just speechless. What the fuk is it?

  402. AHighcrest

    August 30, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Fashion attracts the oddest birds, it always has; women that look like Lynn Yaeger, and guys like Milo.

  403. TexanForever

    August 30, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    WOW !! … This fashion queen obviously knows elegance and fashion. If he says Milania’s shoes are tacky, then the’re tecky.

    It would be interesting to know what he looked like before the change.
    .

  404. Rita F Boring

    August 30, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    I think this thing that was hatched out,sun-raised spit from the sidewalk, or whatever, needs to be committed to the asylum for orangutans and no David Ziegler I don’t think it is from earth!! But, it sure is ugly and with Halloween coming up might just be an outfit for someone!!!

  405. TOMMYHOUR

    August 30, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    I thought she died giving birth to twins in a Star Wars movie?
    People listen to her about fashion?

  406. Leon McLean

    August 30, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    WHERE IS HER SHOPPING CART?

  407. Oscar Gonzalez

    August 30, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Is this inspiration for Guillermo del Toro’s next movie?

  408. Bemyguest

    August 30, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! YIKES!

    Milo! DUDE! Warn a guy before you post something like that!
    After looking at Great Cthulhu’s little sister here I long for something less disturbing. Like dead kittens, puppies being crushed by trucks, or Lena Dunham.

  409. HollyW.

    August 30, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    A woman with a BAD Prince Valiant haircut, tie-dyed several shades of red that are unknown to Mother Nature, lipstick inspired by a ships anchor, blush that looks like it was applied by a glue stick, and a wardrobe that appears to have been plucked from trees near a Goodwill store after a tornado is giving the world fashion advice. Meanwhile in Hell, Satan is sharpening his skates for tonight’s hockey game.

  410. Tina

    August 30, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    I thought after birth was tossed! What a freak show!

  411. lindacarlson

    August 30, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    She does look like a baby jane, or freakish doll.

  412. Pamela Milligan

    August 30, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Someone stole her eyebrows!!

  413. Tim Buck

    August 30, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Look at her. She’s an absolute f*cktard. Why would anybody care what she had to say? She looks batshit crazy!

  414. karen

    August 30, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    WTH is that??

  415. Kss

    August 30, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    female version of hitler

  416. Elbert Colorado

    August 30, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Gosh, that critic is as ugly as some of the weird life forms found at the deepest parts of the ocean.

  417. lynchmob561

    August 30, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    Walking stool sample can’t even tie her own shoelaces!!!

  418. Barry Carr

    August 30, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    Eva Braun did survive….who knew.

  419. Jim Wallace

    August 30, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    McDonalds just hired Ronette who used to be Ronald!!!!

  420. Suzi

    August 30, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    She looks like the Queen of hearts of Alice in Wonderland .. She was evil . Huh Kind of matches this mean person . I was going to say women but I am not sure if it is .

  421. DocRambo

    August 30, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    This is a joke, right?

  422. Eddie

    August 30, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    She could make millions by getting a company to make Halloween masks of her face. They will work cause she scared the bejeezus out of me.

  423. Davywidetie

    August 30, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    How in hell can a face like that be so critial abour anything abut the most beautiful first lady of the world. She has some bloody nerve.

  424. Eve Johnston Martino

    August 30, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    What a HAG. I guess I won’t be reading Vogue any longer if that’s what they consider a fashion expert. Gag !!!

  425. Big Conservative

    August 30, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Somebody fell out of the “ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down”

  426. Veritas88

    August 30, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    Great Cthulhu what a Gug.

  427. Pamela K. Cahoon Laub

    August 30, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    How can someone who looks like that be critical of what anyone wears? BTW: When I was younger I comfortably wore 4 inch heels every day. When you have shoes that fit properly it’s not a problem. My hamstrings shortened and wearing flat shoes was uncomfortable. Mrs. Trump changed to sneakers and a white blouse before landing in TX.

  428. Hdm

    August 30, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    Poster child for the left.

  429. wcjohnson

    August 30, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    SICK PEOPLE, I BET HER MOTHER BEAT HER WITH WIRE COAT HANGERS ? SAD

  430. Ashley Soulliere

    August 30, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    this looks thing looks like a joke, like a zoolander villan.

  431. angelkitty023

    August 30, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    WTF IS THIS THING ………… I HOPE NOT AD THE UPCOMING MOVIE “IT”

  432. Robert

    August 30, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    She thinks Trump doesn’t understand optics? WTF! Has she checked herself out in front of a mirror?

  433. Donna Moll

    August 30, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    Obviously the uber-fashionable back East have absolutely no sense whatsoever! Why would anyone in their right (or left) mind want to know any of this person’s opinions on fashion or anything else????

  434. Iamhuggs2

    August 30, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    Oh my, what a flipping fruitloop. She is a joke. This is a joke right? This mentally ill person is a writer for Vogue! Who is the idiot who hired it and the idiots that kept it on? Wow! I am so thankful that I am not a subscriber to that magazine. This is what is seriously wrong with our world today. People allow the mentally ill and delusional people have such a high profile job where readers have no clue the person writing things is a delusional and mentally ill thing. It looks absolutely hideous and it has the nerve to brutally CRITICIZE the first lady over a pair of shoes! WTH take a good long look in the mirror and then see if you are qualified to criticize anyone you psycho thing you…..

  435. Keith Perry

    August 30, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    And THIS PERSON has the unmitigated gall to criticize the fashion sense
    of the First Lady??? I guess we should be happy that the former
    employees of Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus and especially the faculty of their famous Clown
    College, like this one, are finding new career since the LEFT put them all out of business.

  436. ONEBIGBRAVESFAN

    August 30, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    Those lips and the blush under the eyes has to be added in, no one is THAT bad with make-up…shudder.

  437. Pat Bingham

    August 30, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    what is it? no offense, but she is uglier than me,

  438. richardjf

    August 30, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    Why would anyone pay attention to that misfit.

  439. timothyf7

    August 30, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    I would take her ‘fashion bashing’ as a compliment, after looking at her! Does she have a mirror in her house that she hasn’t painted black?

  440. batcat

    August 30, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    She’s just ugly for no particular reason. She looks like a hippo that’s been sucking limes.

  441. anglicanusepapa

    August 30, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    The Lovecraft references are perfect!

  442. Mike Lashewitz

    August 30, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    Are you fuqquin kidding me? WTF?

  443. Bobby Barrett

    August 30, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    How can this creature criticize anyone else?

  444. RioSam

    August 30, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    OMG! There are NO words!

    • me

      August 30, 2017 at 10:45 pm

      That’s what I posted on FB about 5 or 6 hours ago. Took me this long to figure out what it is/was, or whatever.

      See above post.

  445. me

    August 30, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    A quadruple transgender in transition gone bad.

    Each time it decided to become a transgender they stopped in mid transition, then started from scratch each succeeding time.

  446. DisqusStealsYourPrivacy

    August 30, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Pippi Longstocking… is that you!?

    • me

      August 30, 2017 at 10:48 pm

      Please see a psychologist about your hatred for Pippi Longstocking. 🙂

  447. Laurissa Graves

    August 30, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    Good Lord! And she tells others about Fashion?

  448. Collette Lemons

    August 30, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    I am still trying to wrap my mind around that hag dressed like a homeless transvestite wearing shoes only a seven day drunk would wear…. writes for a fashion magazine. Vogue must be desperate… she must not have any real friends or surely one of them would have let her know. That said, if she likes the way she looks what I think don’t matter but she has no room to bitch about what anyone else wears…

  449. Glen Saunders

    August 30, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    That ridiculous cretin would make a freight train take a dirt road. Pathetically ugly.

  450. Gordon Harvey

    August 30, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    What the fuck is that?
    Snowflakes, this is your mama!

  451. Violet Vanderhelm

    August 30, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    IT’S A MAN IN DRAG

  452. fltactical

    August 30, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    She looks strangely familiar. Didn’t I see her on the Drew Carey Show?

  453. Expat47

    August 30, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    vogue: the prevailing fashion or style at a particular time.

    ….((giggle))….((smirk))…..((giggle))….
    (((BWAAAA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!))) …Sorry folks…((giggle))….

  454. Jack Bannerman

    August 30, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    Marilyn Manson has really let himself go.

  455. DocRambo

    August 30, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    Please tell me this is just a joke—

  456. suzanneandronaco

    August 30, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    ugly bitch

  457. Mike Jacobson

    August 30, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    What is that disgusting looking thing?

  458. Mark Kuykendall

    August 30, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    C’mon Milo, tell us how you really feel.

  459. Nina

    August 30, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    seriously…..

  460. Mark Kuykendall

    August 30, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    Boy, Michelle Obama has really let herself go.

  461. Wil the Free

    August 30, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    What the f is that?

  462. Marissa

    August 30, 2017 at 11:44 pm

    I think she shops at Goodwill for her clothes. And whats up with her makeup and the hair omg !!! She is a pretty scary piece of work ! I’m sure she must be going to a Halloween party. She sure as hell does not have it going on…

  463. tojo12071941

    August 30, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    Well She got the Face for Radio !!

  464. Janis Vizier Nihart

    August 30, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    I guarantee that is Mitch McConnell.

  465. Daylynne Starr

    August 30, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    Let her who is without ANY style — — Throw the first insult! (To those who are perfectly dressed) HAHAHA is that “thing” for real?? HAHAHA

  466. Elaine Jones

    August 30, 2017 at 11:59 pm

    even to weird for Walmart

  467. Alfonso Barajas

    August 31, 2017 at 12:01 am

    Before you criticize my face, look at your self in a mirror.

  468. Li'l Tommy

    August 31, 2017 at 12:02 am

    makeup by CRAYOLA

  469. TinCanSailor

    August 31, 2017 at 12:07 am

    I had to double check this wasn’t an Onion article… That ‘thing’ dares to comment on the First Lady, a woman with true beauty and grace, and yes, fashion?! I guess those who can, do; those who can’t, teach, so to speak.

  470. Americus Freeman

    August 31, 2017 at 12:10 am

    I’d swear that thing is a demon

  471. Chris Paul

    August 31, 2017 at 12:11 am

    what is this thing? rotten fruit?

  472. nickdangerthirdeye

    August 31, 2017 at 12:18 am

    Tell me that isn’t John Kasich in drag.

  473. Ray Freudinger

    August 31, 2017 at 12:24 am

    SHE IS WHAT?

  474. lynn

    August 31, 2017 at 12:25 am

    OMG does she not look in the mirror?? Who the heck is she to pass judgement? She certainly doesn’t lead by example!

  475. LandBuyer

    August 31, 2017 at 12:31 am

    Melania’s shoes and what a “faux pas” they were? This is the lady criticizing them. This woman is giving fashion advise? THIS WOMAN? Are you kidding?

  476. Guest

    August 31, 2017 at 12:36 am

    Pretty sure I saw a cat covering her up on a beach sometime ago.

  477. MeanieHead

    August 31, 2017 at 12:50 am

    She looks like your old auntie who is a little “off” but you love her anyway but you hope like hell someone watches her while she uses the stove or the microwave or walks down the street.

  478. Dotsy Maher

    August 31, 2017 at 12:53 am

    I think the first couple had just had a “QUICKIE” to destress for the sad trip to Texas…the GORGEOUS FLOTUS was extending the experience to soothe her beloved..a LOT of powerful men have shoe fetishes…
    That hideous writer is obviously jealous…having never had men eating out of her hand….

  479. Robin of Hood

    August 31, 2017 at 12:54 am

    Is this what big red will devolve into?

  480. aztex2010

    August 31, 2017 at 12:57 am

    Tell Ronald McDonald his wife just showed up 😀

  481. Bluebirdblue

    August 31, 2017 at 12:57 am

    The comments here are HILARIOUS!!! Thank you, people! I wish POTUS and FLOTUS could read them.

  482. Shaleena

    August 31, 2017 at 1:00 am

    Wow, I thought it was fake news at first, a joke. Amazing how someone who looks like that has the audacity to critic someone else. Especially someone as beautiful and classy as Melania.

  483. Choctaw Soldier

    August 31, 2017 at 1:18 am

    Is that a Hitler mustache on her lip?

  484. Jack Montalto

    August 31, 2017 at 1:18 am

    THIS MUST BE THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON. NAAA, THE CREATURE WAS WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS CRETIN.. SHE MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE FREAKS FEATURED IN CARNIVAL SIDE SHOWS. AND A SIDE SHOW IS WHERE “IT” BELONGS. OR PERHAPS SHE IS THE THING FROM OUTER SPACE, AN ALIEAN FROM BEYOND THE ORT CLOUD!!! RODE IN ON A BROOM TO TERRORIZE MANKIND!!!!

  485. brainbyon

    August 31, 2017 at 1:19 am

    Vogue writer Lynn Yaeger, this harelipped looking man doesn’t know what he’s talking about. She’s a flabby jowl necked, loose skin-shouldered, bangs of a four year old “hack” (she needs to cover that body up). You don’t think women in Texas wear heels? President Trump and The First Lady can do and say what they want when they want. Don’t you, you Lena Dunham-like psycho hose beast?

    Oh I looked “It” up in Wikipedia I was correct! “It” cuts “It’s” own hair. Of the 3 things Wikipedia has to say about him this is one of her attributes mentioned.

  486. grammysam

    August 31, 2017 at 1:20 am

    No, she flew in the helicopter in her high heels, and was wearing tennis shoes and a baseball cap when she hit Houston! You should watch the videos before you report false news!

  487. Viisshnu Vardhan

    August 31, 2017 at 1:21 am

    looks like a killer clown from outer space…

  488. Jeff H Buffington

    August 31, 2017 at 1:30 am

    ya heard the saying hit with an ugly stick? this broad had an ugly Giant Sequoia tree fall on her disgusting looking ass,just saying…

  489. Jody Czapla

    August 31, 2017 at 1:40 am

    Wasn’t she on beetlejuice

  490. Thus Spake Zathras

    August 31, 2017 at 1:53 am

    Beautifully written, great job! For some reason (maybe all the talk of sea creatures) I found myself reading it in the voice of Richard Basehart.

  491. wz_tspc

    August 31, 2017 at 2:12 am

    There is no such thing as bad publicity?

  492. Marie Mitchell

    August 31, 2017 at 2:14 am

    Got to have one of those sexy off the shoulder dresses she is wearing. (chuckles)

  493. Y o Yo Yo

    August 31, 2017 at 2:23 am

    How can anyone sit there with this women without cracking up. WTF!

  494. Wolfgang Smiett

    August 31, 2017 at 2:27 am

    Ronald McDonald’s mom

  495. Eduardo

    August 31, 2017 at 2:56 am

    Who in the world is this vomit inspiring Lynn Yaeger. One look at her, and it makes me want to vomit. Who ever thinks that she can say anything about fashion when she is the most repulsive thing that I have ever seen. If the human race depended on reproducing and she was the last woman alive, I think the human race would perish.

  496. funbunn40

    August 31, 2017 at 2:58 am

    This woman criticizing Melania Trump needs major fashion help & is so petty. She should focus on the focus being there to support flood victims, not sniping on her shoes which she changed into sneakers after landing. So petty when people are losing everything. I’m not aTrump supporter, but this crazy lady needs to get priorities straight & worry more a bout the people of Houston &call other affected areas. Think she’s envious of Melonia’s attractiveness& designer shoes, for which the latter is entitled.

  497. Riccardo Teodori

    August 31, 2017 at 2:59 am

    She is kind of hot looking for a liberal that is about as good as they get

  498. ͕͗F͕͕͗͗i͕͕͗͗n͕͕͗͗d͕͕͗͗u͕͕͗͗s͕͗

    August 31, 2017 at 3:33 am

    OMG! What a freak. Send her to NKs Kim. He will fall in love.

  499. BuckarooBanzai

    August 31, 2017 at 3:37 am

    She was born out of the ‘kill room’ at planet ping pong pizza. either that or she’s an Orc from the mud pits of Woodstock.

  500. NWaff

    August 31, 2017 at 3:53 am

    And here I am thinking the Loch Ness Monster is a myth.

  501. მალხაზ ხარატიშვილი

    August 31, 2017 at 3:55 am

    Open shoulder is especially cute.

  502. Seth Sklarey

    August 31, 2017 at 4:54 am

    She is the reincarnation of David Ferrie who also favored red wigs.

  503. A V_8000

    August 31, 2017 at 5:10 am

    #KILLIT with fire

  504. Eric Nothard

    August 31, 2017 at 5:19 am

    FUGLY PERSONIFIED????????

  505. Samson9mm

    August 31, 2017 at 5:34 am

    Yikes!

  506. John Moore

    August 31, 2017 at 5:36 am

    Really who gives a shit I can’t even believe I click this stupid azz link

  507. Susan

    August 31, 2017 at 5:44 am

    Is this a joke?

  508. John Moore

    August 31, 2017 at 5:47 am

    Really nothing more in the world worth a shit then what someone wears, I think most non drugged up people would not care if shoes were made out of newly discovered species made from gold dusted feathers of a griffon and glued together with angle tiers. @We have bigger issues.

  509. Eddie

    August 31, 2017 at 6:01 am

    If this thing passes away it will have to have a Tibetan sky Burial for two reasons the ground would reject her & Himalayan Vultures are the only thing that would eat her.

  510. Rosa Reo

    August 31, 2017 at 6:18 am

    This creature has been spawned in the swamp/sewer that needs draining before it multiplies.
    Why would the stupid low-life media listen to criticism from such a hideous frightening monster, and expect normal people to find them credible? No wonder the people don’t trust the main stream media.

  511. Rosa Reo

    August 31, 2017 at 6:19 am

    Mirror Mirror on the wall, Melania is the fairest in all the land.

  512. biker02

    August 31, 2017 at 6:25 am

    Is that Captain Kangaroo in drag?

  513. Moses Campos

    August 31, 2017 at 6:31 am

    WTF is that. LMAO This has to be fake news, right?

  514. Ingeborg m

    August 31, 2017 at 6:37 am

    Now THAT is “deplorable”! Jokes and aghast-ness aside, this woman is mentally not all there. Please Vogue, take care of her!

  515. disqus_AdBgC6tdkJ

    August 31, 2017 at 7:05 am

    now i believe in aliens from outer space, way out in space

  516. Ag DU

    August 31, 2017 at 7:15 am

    Bingo! I know what I will be for Halloween now!

  517. Joseph C. Ramos

    August 31, 2017 at 7:26 am

    .Hideously Ugly Moldy Old Shrivling Prune. Cause anyone to empty their bowles

  518. James J Bright

    August 31, 2017 at 7:27 am

    WTF

  519. Jerry Del Vecchio

    August 31, 2017 at 7:39 am

    Who can blame her for being envious of the First Lady? Aren’t they afraid to expose her to sunlight?

  520. Jennifer Baumann

    August 31, 2017 at 7:39 am

    What the hell is that???? Ronald McDonald x ?

  521. Douglas Gault

    August 31, 2017 at 7:43 am

    And this is the finest example of a fashion critic? This one proves the leftist have driven over the cliff. This complaining bitch couldnt get a job inspecting sewers. And this thing from the left, since you don’t have to use sir names anymore. Is parading around as some broken doll faced whatever, in public? She’s obviously off her rocker. So something with style befitting her, would have to be a hug me jacket, a pink rubber room, an assortment of pills colored as rainbows. Followed by a good shot of Reality

  522. reversalmushroom

    August 31, 2017 at 7:59 am

    Does anyone know if she’s in a relationship?

  523. Jonty

    August 31, 2017 at 8:01 am

    Her Father? probably ejaculated against a wall and she hatched out in the sun

  524. Pablo Jay

    August 31, 2017 at 8:10 am

    Ugly democrat, inside and out, but I’m redundant.

  525. biker02

    August 31, 2017 at 8:15 am

    Looks like Captain Kangaroo in drag!

  526. gemmah

    August 31, 2017 at 8:21 am

    OMFG.. Liberals are a mess

  527. Danny Flint

    August 31, 2017 at 8:24 am

    Oh My , never knew Bozo had a vagina ….!

  528. Miron

    August 31, 2017 at 8:26 am

    If this is fashion, I am in serious trouble. Thanks for the graphic warning. Glad I am married, that could turn me off women for some time!!

  529. Judy Rabalais

    August 31, 2017 at 8:27 am

    Lynn Yeager, you are uglier than sin and you have the nerve to pick on, our very classy FLOTUS, Melania. Vogue needs to find another writer. No one would take your advice. You are one hot mess and should be in a hospital with locked rooms and 24 hr guards.

  530. Mary Smith

    August 31, 2017 at 8:29 am

    I thought Halloween was 2 months away???

  531. Victoria Stuart

    August 31, 2017 at 8:33 am

    Hilarious. Is this her Halloween pic?

  532. DiAnne LeCoq Faust

    August 31, 2017 at 8:40 am

    No wonder I don’t care for Vogue magazine. Poor taste in fashion or style. Our beautiful FLOUS runs circles around this clown.

  533. Webheadfred

    August 31, 2017 at 8:48 am

    What. The. Hell. She’s so ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out; and she’s writing about fashion? Woman, go back under your bridge and eat mushrooms. Damn it! I can’t unsee her.

  534. JzzE1 .

    August 31, 2017 at 8:48 am

    She may look like crap but she wasn’t wrong about those shoes

  535. NativeNewYawker

    August 31, 2017 at 8:51 am

    I would see her all the time shopping at Barneys New York and in the neighborhood of the OLD Barneys on 7th Ave. /17th street IN NYC back in the 80’s, 90’s. Never spoke to that witch.

  536. Janet Clare

    August 31, 2017 at 8:52 am

    Lynn Yaeger is Antifa; that is, anti-fashion.

  537. Heather Hanson

    August 31, 2017 at 8:53 am

    OMG she is absolutely hideous. Thanks for exposing her!

  538. ohyan2919

    August 31, 2017 at 8:55 am

    This hideous creature was pooped on a log, dried in the sun & hatched!

  539. michael Bates

    August 31, 2017 at 8:55 am

    My God I just wish the fat ugly cow would read this…. Madam, you have the right to be ugly but by god there is no need to abuse the privilege. Have you ever looked at the hideous way you look ? How dare you cast your aspersions on people who DO know how to dress…. You are a ridiculous excuse of person…Not sure if you are Man or Woman….. I suggest you crawl back under the cow pat you emerged from….!

  540. suzanne

    August 31, 2017 at 8:56 am

    Is Raggedy Andy trangendering?

  541. Kevin Kerwin

    August 31, 2017 at 9:16 am

    She is the ugliest transgender yet

  542. CatoYounger

    August 31, 2017 at 9:19 am

    That’s a man, baby!

  543. Tricia Rose

    August 31, 2017 at 9:21 am

    Are her lips actually a tattoo?

  544. ssgtnelson

    August 31, 2017 at 9:22 am

    “An unspeakable Eldritch horror….”
    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! Oh man, I couldn’t get past that line without cracking up!!!

  545. Patricia Schenck-Santangelo

    August 31, 2017 at 9:34 am

    I am more qualified to be a fashion editor than this thing is!! What the hell is it, anyway?? A hideous troll?? THIS is a VOGUE fashion writer?? She dresses in rags, and what the hell is that thing on her head?? I think she put lipstick on with a knife. Crawl back into the sewer where you belong, you filthy witch.

  546. Bladez

    August 31, 2017 at 9:37 am

    It needs a cowbell.

  547. awake

    August 31, 2017 at 9:39 am

    “that’s a YX, baby.”

  548. GeorgeChipLeveto

    August 31, 2017 at 9:50 am

    SURELY ; you jest, this poor excuse for a human could not be of any human origin. Don’t you and everyone else think within the very confines of your intelligence, that we are sick and tired of this fake news? This rejected humanoid from a rejected clown salvage yard, of pieces of here and there clown parts couldn’t hold a position that could give it the potential to insight a media response. Anyone involved might regard this as a total aberration of the process of the act of abortion.

  549. sarrahsue

    August 31, 2017 at 9:55 am

    most women, i have seen, try to emulate a barbie doll, when they go after a fictional character. this thing seems to think the best look for her is raggedy ann.
    hun, how you ever were chosen, as a representative of vogue, i will never understand.
    one thing i do understand is I will never purchase another vogue while the likes of you are representing.
    way to damage your brand vogue.

    • Skep41

      August 31, 2017 at 10:30 am

      She IS like a fictional character…Beowulf’s mother Grendel.

  550. Beinformed

    August 31, 2017 at 10:14 am

    What the F*^K is that thing??? Holy crap, though ti was watching American Horror Story or Killer Clowns…..unbelievable…..is it even a she?

  551. bookish1

    August 31, 2017 at 10:27 am

    I’m assuming that her stolen shopping cart and dozens of cats are just out of frame.

  552. Skep41

    August 31, 2017 at 10:27 am

    Dude…you do like shooting fish in a barrel, don’t you? I’m not accusing you of making this all up and Photoshopping these images into existence but REALLY! Can a human so grotesque be giving fashion tips to anyone, let alone the readers of a fashion magazine? The other absurd angle of this is that the ever-dutiful Snowflake Media has walked past this human train-wreck and reported the story of Melania’s ‘shocking’ shoe choice without providing a peek at the source of the story. The Snowflake Media is to the truth as the delightful Ms. Yaeger is to fashion, strangers all.

  553. Sheryl Vaughn Adams

    August 31, 2017 at 10:32 am

    OMGosh, how could she look at herself in the mirror and criticize anyone else. she looks like a scary clown.

  554. Kaelin Polkinghorne

    August 31, 2017 at 10:43 am

    I never realised Angela Merkel wrote for Vogue! Neat!

  555. minimom

    August 31, 2017 at 10:44 am

    I thought this was fake news, for how could someone who looked like that be a fashion writer. Upon further investigation I discovered, to my horror, she is for real! There are homeless women living on the streets that look better than that.
    I know that it is not Christian to criticize others, but for crying out loud how can you not when confronted with something like this! Especially when “this” poses as a fashion reporter.

  556. Rhoadie

    August 31, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Where did they dig this abortion up?

  557. Ron Trembly

    August 31, 2017 at 10:58 am

    The crazies have come out in force, they are no longer hiding in their lives of depravity but have finally shown their hideous faces in the light of day. And like the human cockroaches they are, will fade back into the woodwork and cellars where they came from, when the light of public scrutiny shines on them.

  558. Mickey Dee

    August 31, 2017 at 11:03 am

    So this is the person who broke into my garage and stole my box of rags.

  559. Wayne Ilfrey

    August 31, 2017 at 11:08 am

    I have yet to find a single image of her that does not look exactly like this one. This tells me much; she was not born in a traditional sense, but rather was carried up from the depths of Hades by the Hounds of Hell (fiery Pomeranians with needle sharp teeth and a rather pissy disposition). Birthed from the depths by Beelzebubba himself, and clothed in the tears of her enemies, “the flyover folk”.

  560. Carla Price

    August 31, 2017 at 11:08 am

    Wow…how hideous…

  561. Wagnerian

    August 31, 2017 at 11:19 am

    Looks like Hitler

  562. william g munson

    August 31, 2017 at 11:33 am

    Would-not-every-warm-blooded-normal-man-Would-rather-have-a-Woman-like-her-instead-of-First-lady-Trump?Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-a-million-times

  563. John Scott Gleaton

    August 31, 2017 at 11:34 am

    She looks like one of those dolls where a little girl got “REALLY CREATIVE” with her fashion sense and over painted the face, chopped off the hair and used the tattered remains of doll clothes suited larger for other dolls in her collection. This woman is a monster from….well you know where…. Again, I say, this badgering and hate of this country has gotten out of hand in the namesake of “freedom of speech”. This woman is a crime to humanity!

  564. red

    August 31, 2017 at 11:40 am

    Thanks…my kids crying now!!

  565. Clarence Clark

    August 31, 2017 at 11:43 am

    Ummm…Raggedy Ann is SO overrated.

  566. unclebarb

    August 31, 2017 at 11:48 am

    Typical leftist absurdity. A freak like this actually writes for Vogue as a fashion editor and criticizes Melania Trump.
    I kind of look like Super chicken when I first get up in the morning, but that doesn’t take the work that it takes this slob to make a joke of herself.

  567. Frank Tekstar

    August 31, 2017 at 11:52 am

    I am truly sorry for the cliché, but honestly, she must have hit every branch when she fell from the ugly tree. She’s (Ze’s?, It’s?) an editor for a FASHION magazine?

  568. Texan1st

    August 31, 2017 at 11:52 am

    WTF is that?!? Yikes !!!

  569. CherCee

    August 31, 2017 at 11:57 am

    What times we live in when *that* can find work for a fashion magazine!

  570. Anne Cole

    August 31, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    Freak! She is judging another? Take a look in the mirror clown. Pathetic. Time for that magazine to take a nose dive.

  571. Suzann Gura

    August 31, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    These comments…….entertaining as hell! Thanks

  572. PJ

    August 31, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    In come the clowns. Good lord! What is it?

  573. Morrill Turpitude

    August 31, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    This thing reminds me of black & white pictures I’ve seen of London trannies in the post-WWII era.

    • Useful Vidiots

      August 31, 2017 at 12:37 pm

      You….certainly peruse….interesting photo collections.

      • Morrill Turpitude

        August 31, 2017 at 12:52 pm

        Not really. The pics were in a pictorial history of London’s social scene at the time. I remember them for how ridiculous the trannies looked, especially the ones who kept their thin mustaches that were in style at the time.

  574. Blackski

    August 31, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    How the [email protected]#$ do these people live? We need to END this foolish idea that food / healthcare / Etc is a right. END WELFARE NOW!

  575. Bernie Martin

    August 31, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    OMG…just….OMG.

  576. Robert Bruce

    August 31, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    If I didn’t (now) know better, I would have given her a dollar because she looks like a street person really down on her luck…

  577. ~~~♥♥Baby Doll♥♥~~~

    August 31, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    Why is this mentally ill person allowed out in the public? This is proof that Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  578. 6SJ7

    August 31, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    What a doll! 😉

  579. Mary Gambill

    August 31, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    She looks like Adolph Hitler’s ugly twin. Maybe that’s why she’s angry.

  580. Ross McArthur

    August 31, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Ugh. Is it even allowed out without its keeper? Or a leash? Why does its Stoker-esque image invoke the thought of lentil halitosis, BO and stale cat pee?

  581. John Wixted

    August 31, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    I can’t really think of a time when I asked myself; “I wonder what Lynn Yaeger thinks of literally anything.” I will admit her fashion sense seems to be on the money for the Hollywierd elites these days. Good job bag lady (Y)

  582. George McGnarly

    August 31, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Crikey this woman is wooly hat!

  583. Steve

    August 31, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    “warning – graphic” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  584. Nina Flora

    August 31, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    idiot! evil. will answer for actions some day gal! trust me!

  585. Mr E

    August 31, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    Living proof of Rush Rule # 24!

  586. artiefischel

    August 31, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    There just aren’t enough homeless shelters in NYC.

  587. Beckery49

    August 31, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    That is old enough to know better.

  588. JoeB

    August 31, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    I nearly choked I laughed so hard!

  589. nuckinfuts

    August 31, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    This would have been much funnier if I hadn’t just finished my lunch….. *urp*

  590. Mary Lou Manus

    August 31, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    O. M. G. Where did this person come from? Another planet or what?

  591. Morrill Turpitude

    August 31, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    I finally figured out what this object looks like. It looks like Gale Gordon in drag.

  592. Emmo

    August 31, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Is this a male or a female and secondly, do I go to jail for asking this question?

  593. godisgr8

    August 31, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Funny how this creature can criticize other people’s “fashion sense” yet cannot see her own mishaps! lol I thought Melania looked beautiful as always. This one….ummm.. not so much.

  594. Foggy Fiftyfive

    August 31, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    She really needs to look in a floor length mirror before passing judgement on or criticizing any other individual.

  595. Morrill Turpitude

    August 31, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    This campy tranny can only exist in New York City. Take it off the island of Manhattan and it cannot possibly survive, much less thrive.

  596. satoman

    August 31, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    she is so ugly the i cant get the dog

    to play with hear

  597. Eva Hinson Williams

    August 31, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    IS THIS FOR REAL??????????????

  598. FOTD1965

    August 31, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Looks like Cyndi Lauper and Pennywise hooked up once.

  599. Victor Adams

    August 31, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    she is the poster child of the dume assclub

  600. marjo

    August 31, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    Beauty and the Beast!!

  601. Elaina Colasante

    August 31, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Lynn Yaeger, you might write for Vogue, but honey you are nothing but trailer trash…You wish you could look so elegant and be fluent in not one but 5 languages as the First Lady of the US….What are you known for I ask? Looking like a freak? Acting all strange and daring anyone to make a comment at you? Bullying those under you at the magazine? Acting out so you stand out?…but not in a positive way… Do you really believe for one second that your piers and people around you are not laughing at you behind your back?
    do you really believe the compliments they give you??? how wonderful you look, Oh how you stand out in a crowd…and they don’t mean that to be a good thing…People like you are desperate and try to drag down those you know you could never be….you will never be worthy to stand next to out First Lady of the US…. At first I was angry because of your stupidity and lack of class and lack of any writing talent but then I stared at your picture and felt nothing but pity for you….I will pray for you and send you love and healing because you need it.

  602. Judas Cradle

    August 31, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    My eyes!! My eyes!!

  603. mehitable

    August 31, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    OMG….it’s HITLER THE CLOWN!!!!!!!!

  604. mehitable

    August 31, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    “Whatever Happened to Baby Adolf?”

  605. Patrick Grissom

    August 31, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Looks like Hitler in drag

  606. Batman

    August 31, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    If Adolf Hitler was a transsexual and left his mustache, this is what you’d get.

    • ric sims

      August 31, 2017 at 3:21 pm

      except he would be slightly better looking

  607. Peacelanese

    August 31, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    She looks like Walt Disney vomited.

  608. codebooker

    August 31, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    Does this women have a mirror? People in glass houses should not throw stones!

  609. Randy Estes

    August 31, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    The FLOTUS went there to support and help the good people of Texas. Please show us the photo’s of you on the ground helping. Go ahead, I’ll wait…………………

  610. Jeremy Bourbon

    August 31, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    Clearly a fan of Hilda Ogden.

  611. cookala

    August 31, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    Did this “woman?) think the people in Houston were actually sitting in their dry homes watching Melania get on a plane? Think they care what she wore? She changed into sneakers, what’s the problem?

  612. ric sims

    August 31, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    this homeless looking wildebeest has fashion tips?

  613. highhopes2012

    August 31, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    Put this thing out of its misery, it cant be human.

  614. Loxie Toby Chesney

    August 31, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    This not a person it had to come from the ugly animal world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  615. Lonnie Joe Willis Jr.

    August 31, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    what in the hell is that

  616. TheDoctorWhoCuresCancer

    August 31, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    When a person is suffering from deep internal pain, they find it easy to lash out at others. Let us pray that Lynn finds peace in her heart soon. She might find that FasterEFT is her quickest journey to joy.

  617. Mortikus

    August 31, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
    Was her best part in Hocus Pocus

  618. robot999

    August 31, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    WARNING: POLICIALLY INCORRECT STATEMENT COMING: (Snowflakes Stop Here): THAT FREAKISH BITCH IS F-ING UGLY (unlike the FLOTUS whom she critisized)

  619. DEPLORABLE Grandma Susan

    August 31, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    This…creature…judges our First Lady? Don Lemon would fire President Trump if he was an intern?

    Self important fools, trying to tear down what they can NEVER hope to achieve. You do know we laugh at you, don’t you?

  620. Andrew Klinzmann

    August 31, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    Total jealousy, nothing more. this hag is utterly deranged at how incredibly GORGEOUS the first lady is…..

  621. David Il

    August 31, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    This is one of the funniest articles I have read. I actually had to look this beast up to see if this was not satire. How the hell is she working at Vogue, I thought that was some sort of fashion magazine?

  622. Buckeye RUSSELL

    August 31, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    Looks like she is ready to root for her Hunger Games hero…..

  623. Den