MILO

THE WAIT FOR MILO MERCH IS OVER

The MILO boutique is up and running, folks!

As fun as it’s probably been triggering leftists in coffee shops by holding up your copy of DANGEROUS, let’s face it; it’s time to aim higher and trigger leftists in coffee shops by holding up your copy of DANGEROUS while wearing some MILO swag!

Visit the Boutique today to be the first MILO fan to order shirts and other cool products in a range of all-new designs.

The MILO Boutique is split into four sections:

BOOKS

What’s better than reading DANGEROUS? Reading a copy personalized to you by the Dangerous Faggot himself! The MILO Boutique includes not only personalized books, but also signed books and signed bookplates you can add to a copy of DANGEROUS you already own.

DANGEROUS Hardcover

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APPAREL

We’re offering MILO apparel for all occasions — showing support for MILO, representing Troll Academy, or causing a leftist temper tantrum when you walk around in a “stop being poor” shirt.

MILO Face T-Shirt

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so this shirt should cost considerably more than the rest of our lineup — but the cost is the same because MILO wants to see thousands of fans wearing his face!

SWAG

MILO’s swag collection includes everything from beer glasses to belt buckles. We even have Troll Academy condoms, for the ultimate expression of patriarchal cishet dominance.

Feminism Is Cancer Mug

Become human chemotherapy for the feminists in your life with the feminism is cancer mug!

Fine Art

We all know MILO is living art, now you can capture his lightning in a bottle with a variety of MILO posters and prints. Don’t worry about your new decorations turning off potential dates, it’s not like you were going to invite an SJW over anyways!

Academy Diploma

Prove to family, friends, and potential employers that you are a well-trained troll with the Troll Academy diploma. The best part is this diploma won’t cost tens of thousands of dollars or require attending diversity and inclusion classes.

Visit the MILO Boutique today! We look forward to seeing you show off MILO gear on social media

10 Comments

10 Comments

  1. Jean Collier

    August 10, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    finally

  2. Valerie Hallmen

    August 10, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    I already have the hardcover…. I would be very willing to film myself ordering the AUDIO VERSION of it though!!! When are we going to have that available?? It’s taking too long!!

  3. Gene Vialle

    August 11, 2017 at 11:07 am

    Tried to order a coffee cup and got a message saying you do not deliver t my area (south of Kansas City metro a few miles)? Sad

  4. Heywood Jablowme

    August 11, 2017 at 1:45 pm

  5. BooBooBaby

    August 12, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Nice! Great stuff!

    I can’t wait to wear and use this stuff in public. I should wear a camera too…..I have to record all of the Triggered Loony Lying Lefty Racist Race Baiting Whiny Loser Nutjob LIBERAL DemonRat CryBaby Hypocrite Welfare Leeching Idiot Snowflake Filthy Libt4rds Freak-Out!

  6. Heywood Jablowme

    August 17, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    The streets will run red with the blood of the non beliver pig dogs. Milo will show us the way. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f4a8740f3ebf75461143e022a1badf6fd9437ee09e72b4c4affa3ad872128621.jpg

    • Dante Alighieri ????

      August 18, 2017 at 8:40 am

      He’s a genius not a God. (On the other hand..)

      • Heywood Jablowme

        August 21, 2017 at 11:44 pm

        But in time he may merge with machines and in so doing gain a measure of immortality.

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