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Video: “Ecosexuals” Have Sex With Planet Earth To Help Environmentalism Be Taken More Seriously

A new viral video making the rounds is confusing the hell out of a lot of people who are now learning about the horrors of “ecosex.”

The video, uploaded to Facebook by In the NOW, begins with the words, “there are humans that ‘f**k’ nature” and shows hippies literally rubbing dirt on themselves and licking trees.

One woman can be seen sensually shoving dirt into her mouth before the words “ecosexuals consider earth to be a lover not a mother” appear onscreen.

“They even perform ‘weddings,'” the video continues, showing a mass congregation of “ecosexuals” marrying “anything natural, from rocks to mountains and seas.”

The clip goes on to state that “ecosexuals believe their ‘faith’ will help environmentalism be taken more seriously.”

See the bizarre clip for yourself below.

Ecosexuals ‘f**k’ nature to raise awareness of planet’s ‘sexua…

Ecosexuals ‘f**k’ nature to raise awareness of planet’s ‘sexuality’ 🌵

Posted by In the NOW on Thursday, June 8, 2017

Needless to say, the goal of helping “environmentalism be taken more seriously” is not working out, judging by the comments on the clip.

A quick Google search of “ecosex” reveals there is a literal “manifesto” for the practice.

Its first point reads “the Earth is our lover. We are madly, passionately, and fiercely in love, and we are grateful for this relationship each and every day. In order to create a more mutual and sustainable relationship with the Earth, we collaborate with nature.”

The manifesto goes on to describe the “ecosexual” community as “rapidly growing,” describing it as “an identity.”

“Ecosexuals can be GLBTQI, heterosexual, asexual, and/or Other. We invite and encourage ecosexuals to come out. We are everywhere. We are polymorphous and pollen-amorous.”

Sources:
TheEcosexuals.ucsc.edu
In The NOW

125 Comments

125 Comments

  1. Stan Marciniak

    June 9, 2017 at 10:01 am

    Their prejudice is apparent. Everyone is deliberately excluding Mr. Poison Ivy and Ms. Poison Oak from their party. How unfortunate that these two children of Mother Earth are deliberately ostracized from these celebrations.

    • NoTreading

      June 9, 2017 at 10:23 am

      Don’t forget Ms Poison Sumac.

      • Miss Jenni

        June 9, 2017 at 6:59 pm

        And Mr Itch Weed!

        • Quiet Desperation

          June 14, 2017 at 12:24 pm

          And Ms. Mama Bear out with her cubs

    • Robert Spencer

      June 9, 2017 at 6:50 pm

      Erm, they’re children. How fucking sick are you…?

      • Stan Marciniak

        June 10, 2017 at 12:01 am

        Is satire too difficult for you to understand?

        • Debbie Pool James

          June 10, 2017 at 8:07 am

          Robert must be their Daddy.. Congratulations, Robert.. You’ve raised a couple of weirdos..

          • Robert Spencer

            June 10, 2017 at 10:36 am

            Oh dear, satire is indeed dead 🙂

        • Aximili

          June 10, 2017 at 8:30 am

          For you too, apparently, as he was simply expanding on your original joke in the same vein.

          • Stan Marciniak

            June 11, 2017 at 9:20 am

            Noted.

        • Robert Spencer

          June 10, 2017 at 10:37 am

          Wonderful 🙂

    • Clipper Ordiway

      June 10, 2017 at 1:33 pm

      And that electric eel could do wonders. If he was only invited.

    • Jeffery Rightmire

      June 11, 2017 at 1:40 pm

      Mr. Bullnettle is nowhere to be seen–predigest idiots.

    • it'sme

      June 20, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      They seemed to forget about the dreadful chigger weeds also. I bet if they get a case of chiggers in their puss they would stop that foolishness.

    • crunchycon

      June 21, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      Don’t forget Mr. Cactus. Hug a cactus today.

  2. HT

    June 9, 2017 at 10:07 am

    Look, I’m not saying we should bring back mental asylums of yesteryear, but………no, wait, actually that is exactly what I’m saying.

    • freenclear

      June 9, 2017 at 12:51 pm

      No.
      Fucking.
      Shit.

    • allbuss84

      June 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      Need coal fueled electro shock therapy

  3. David Watts

    June 9, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Isn’t the original definition of our favorite “F” word, “to dig a hole in the ground with your finger?” So, these clowns are merely being hyper-literal.

  4. AverageJoe1987

    June 9, 2017 at 10:17 am

    I can’t believe that the left is able to just continue to prove how stupid they are.

    You’d think they’d have hit the limit on stupidity a long time ago, but they just keep outdoing themselves.

    I’m almost curious to see what moronic crap the left does next to “send a message.”

  5. Zwb1234

    June 9, 2017 at 10:24 am

    So while complaining that corporations are figuratively raping the earth with their business these people are literally raping the earth. Because it’s not ok to go with a shovel or drill but it is ok with themselves. If feminism is cancer this shit must be Heart disease or something. This sounds like the prequel to The Happening.

    • kohlrak .

      June 9, 2017 at 12:26 pm

      So that’s why the plants kill everyone off. They’re just sick of being molested XD

  6. ryan grossaint

    June 9, 2017 at 10:45 am

    These pyscho are the very reason aliens will never try to make contact

    • freenclear

      June 9, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      Good, we don’t need any more fuckin foreigners here.

      • ryan grossaint

        June 9, 2017 at 1:36 pm

        Lol,wasn’t really referring to them, but I agree

        • Fourfingeredjake

          June 10, 2017 at 12:32 am

          I think you missed the joke.

  7. TR

    June 9, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Since humans are part of nature- I’ll stick with F%cking humans.

  8. kelltic

    June 9, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Wellllll. I really thought I was beyond being surprised by the oddities of human beings. Nope. I am, however, very concerned for Mother Earth — oops no! that should be Lover Earth — since she cannot defend herself against the assumption that she wants multiple lovers or the particular ones who are forcing themselves on her.

    Beware Earth rapists. Mother Nature may take revenge.

  9. Emily Brown

    June 9, 2017 at 10:57 am

    This is just cancerous. I thought the hippies had retired or died off.

  10. Thomas Crane

    June 9, 2017 at 11:01 am

    This totally doesn’t seem like a 4chan hoax.

  11. Dante Alighieri

    June 9, 2017 at 11:05 am

    Should be called EGOSEX
    Practised by people whose ego demands they be the centre of attention.

  12. Michelle Mohr

    June 9, 2017 at 11:07 am

    Wow, that is incredible! We really do need to open the asylums again, because these crazed folk need ‘help’! I am thinking with pills and lots of counseling.

  13. Peter Toth

    June 9, 2017 at 11:13 am

    Ponder this point for a moment….many of these “activists” vote! Not only that, some even run for office and get elected! Now think on that for a moment………..scary as hell, isn’t it!

    • Tammy Judd

      June 10, 2017 at 10:13 am

      None voted for Trump either. Ponder THAT for awhile.

    • Tarl Cabbot

      June 10, 2017 at 1:07 pm

      Yes, good point. Hank Johnson is proof of that. Uh, I shouldn’t exclude Sheila Jackson Lee “Murder is the leading cause of homocide”. Good Lord, take your pick, that one or Guam might capsize. Not sure what Hank was on but I want some. Nothing was bothering him that day.

  14. Axaya Hartly

    June 9, 2017 at 11:28 am

    I’ve given up faith in humanity… unless like 90% of those guys are there to get laid…

  15. Deplorable Sterling Archer

    June 9, 2017 at 11:28 am

    Well, that was disturbing.

  16. Linda Schertz

    June 9, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    This is why I say warning labels on things are to blame. A long time ago, the stupid humans were weeded out by their own stupidity. But, now they have warning labels every damn where and it protects these morons and lets them procreate. I mean, seriously, who, but morons, need to be told that a Bic lighter is flammable?

  17. George Japaridze

    June 9, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    One of them is Anne Sprinkle, look her up. They’re just making money, I guess….

  18. Cathy Rohrscheib

    June 9, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    I’m scared

  19. Ruth Gauthier

    June 9, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    any questions about the insanity on the left should now be put to rest

  20. Barry Laderman

    June 9, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    I want to see one attempt to mate with a crocodile or polar bear.

    • Tarl Cabbot

      June 10, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      Or a porcupine.

  21. Vitt

    June 9, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    At the end of every great civilization, in the decline, mental illness runs rampant. This us going downhill really fast.

    We need Americana culture back. Badly.

  22. Michael Allen

    June 9, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    I tried this, but I accidentally stuck my schlong in an ant hill. Now I’m having a hell of a time trying to convince women that it isn’t Herpes and it is not contagious.

    • rb

      June 17, 2017 at 9:50 am

      What difference does it make now? You still have so many other earth plant species to try.

  23. David

    June 9, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Behold … the hedonistic culture. The mentally, and spiritually, defective. As the soul goes … so does the mind. Worshiping the created rather than the creator. Demonic influence, if not outright possession.

  24. matrixisreal

    June 9, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    This is waaay better than Christianity…. those crazy Christians man, no telling the next time their going to do something CRAZY!!

  25. 52pan

    June 9, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    How is it possible that there can be people demented to this degree?

  26. heilbama

    June 9, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    They’ll give the earth an STD.

  27. BooBooBaby

    June 9, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    They look like the Typical Brainwashed Unhinged Dishevelled Uneducated Jealous Uninformed Triggered Looney Lying Lefty Racist Race Baiting Whiny Loser Nutjob LIBERAL DemonRat CryBaby Hypocrites Idiot Snowflake Filthy Libt4rds!

  28. paulmart10

    June 9, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    Don’t panic, yet. Some commenters lament, “what is happening to humanity?” Don’t be fooled. It ain’t humanity, it is a subsection of confused mentally and morally confused people who are being manipulated by certain global interests trying to disintegrate the natural solidarity of common identity among the masses, so as to reform society into a total subservient state-dependent global economy under the control of… ahh, but you know who. . . Anyhoo, if you ain’t part of the craziness, then the show isn’t over yet. What are you going to do about it?

  29. BooBooBaby

    June 9, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    I bet TrigglyPuff is into stuff like this.

  30. paulmart10

    June 9, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    By the way, this is not “having sex”, this is sensually rolling in dirt and/or masturbating with inanimate objects.

  31. God

    June 9, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    Just because there’s a large number of them in one location does NOT mean they are NOT mentally retarded.

    • Chi Sam

      July 8, 2017 at 10:21 pm

      There ‘are’, stupid…not ‘is’. Typical, that you’re calling others stupid.

  32. Mark Weaver

    June 9, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    There is is simply no way you can convince me that feminism / “progressivism” is not a psychology. Bi-sexual women are normal and often times attractive. Although lesbians are not all psychologically impaired, I would say a large portion of them are. I do believe this is why many lesbians were admitted to psychiatric hospitals in the early 20th century. I cannot take these people seriously. I can’t.

  33. James Lipton

    June 9, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    If a tree falls down in the woods… And someone is there to have sex with it… Does it make it necrophilia?

  34. CDR_N

    June 9, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Wow! Talk about raping the planet.

  35. Scott Kuli

    June 10, 2017 at 12:47 am

    Firstly, your link is from “In the Now”, which of course to US neo cons and neo liberals means you’re a Russian agent. Oh yeah, WE know you’re not, but they don’t.

    As for this, yes, they have a rather serious problem, I think.

    If the trees and plants really do have feelings as some suggest, they must hate these people.

  36. Lana

    June 10, 2017 at 3:48 am

    Actually you’re doing everything in your power to NOT have environmentalist taken seriously !

  37. Belinda R Jaquin-Greschner

    June 10, 2017 at 3:48 am

    So now you’re telling me that I have to be careful which flower I pick, or which tree I climb for fear of touching someone’s bodily fluids. Please preheat the ovens in Dachau,

    • Belinda R Jaquin-Greschner

      June 10, 2017 at 3:49 am

      And I’m NOT trying to offend anyone. I just think they should be used for something positive.

  38. ConnieJ

    June 10, 2017 at 7:24 am

    How about a little foxglove to show their brilliance?

  39. Drew Freund

    June 10, 2017 at 7:27 am

    Liberalism is a mental disorder

  40. Neral Kujata

    June 10, 2017 at 9:21 am

    This is why we were told “Showing women’s ankles on TV will lead to total depravity in society.” Well, we’re officially there, and I need to go cry.

  41. Pavel Miklja

    June 10, 2017 at 9:29 am

    Welcome to Hell Satanist+Liberals

    =One World Order=Hell

  42. Mark Hadley

    June 10, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Truth bomb: All this insanity started with the push to normalize homosexual relationships. People were warned, but NO, we had to go against nature. Now we have whole classes of idiots who don’t know what bathroom they should be using. We have morons encouraging young children to “change gender.” We have a push to legalize sex with children, animals, trees and dirt. You couldn’t be happy just “doing your thing” behind closed doors–no, society must be forced to LIKE what you’re doing; now the lunatics are running the asylum. Just think; all this started with Bill Clinton promising to let gays in the military. How fast we rolled down hill…

  43. Brian Hill

    June 10, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    I have a POISEN OAK TREE IN MY BACK YARD DESPARATLY IN NEED OF SOME LOVE.

  44. Richard

    June 10, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    This expression of environmentalism is a bit munch…er, I mean, a bit much.

    • PunJabber

      June 11, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      Bit mulch — leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

  45. Clipper Ordiway

    June 10, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    Sex freaks, plain and simple.

  46. Stephen Hayes

    June 10, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    This kind of sexualised pagan nature worship is mentioned in the Old Testament. It didn’t work out too well for those who embraced it….

  47. Oriru Bastard

    June 10, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    Yeaaah… Could we just bring back mental asylums form back in the days?
    I mean… There’s a limit how much retardation we should endure…

  48. Monty Aycoth

    June 10, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    From the looks of most of them I’d say the only date they could get would be with a tree or a pile of dirt…

  49. Kiara Babel

    June 10, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Make me want to go out and buy some chain saws and a bull dozer. Sick fucks. And to think these stupid morons can vote.

  50. AlexCorvidae

    June 10, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    Would it be alright to kick their asses on sight for forcing themselves on our mom?

  51. Haramarama

    June 10, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Great. Now the Earth is going to walk of shame itself right out of orbit!

  52. Lorin Chane Partain

    June 10, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Notice that there are no cactus involved. LOL

  53. vivaldi0

    June 10, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    Talk about dirty pussy’s!

  54. Robert Jensen

    June 10, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    ……………………

  55. Robert Jensen

    June 10, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    Send your kids to Texas for college, and they will become a doctor.

    But, send your kids to Northern California or Western Oregon or Western Washington…..and this is how they turn out.

    • Lorri Anne

      June 25, 2017 at 5:03 pm

      Sir! Please do not single out Northern California!…. Southern California is just as terrible of a choice too.

  56. jsb_81

    June 11, 2017 at 1:50 am

    They’re crazy!!! And more than likely we’ll see worse to come. I can see a meme now where some guy pisses down mother natures back and he tells her its raining. Oh no!!… Hot Carls! Why does anybody take these types of people seriously? America is becoming the land of the insane.

  57. 'Chrys White

    June 11, 2017 at 6:56 am

    I can’t even bring myself to watch the video, I am that repulsed by it. Just wrong, where’s the respect in our world of people?

  58. Kim Smith

    June 11, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    I hope they don’t give Mother Earth an STD

  59. nolickspittles

    June 11, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    Looks like a herd of frustrated old tired used-up delusional oink oink squealers loving the mud and slop to see just how deeply degrading they can make themselves. I feel so edified by this group of enlightened and uplifting animals

  60. Jeffery Rightmire

    June 11, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    And they walk among us, and breath the same air–ugh.

  61. PunJabber

    June 11, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    When you’re going after a piece of a**, it helps to know your a** from a hole in the ground.

  62. bwbeeman

    June 11, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    What do you expect from Democrats?

  63. Anthony Maldonado

    June 11, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    So the phrase fuck the world (FTW)just got literal,

  64. Bill

    June 12, 2017 at 2:42 am

    WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD – WTF

  65. Peter p

    June 12, 2017 at 11:18 am

    Clearly there is a jobs problem in the country….not enough people are working and they have way to much time on their hands…..

  66. EnabledVet

    June 12, 2017 at 11:54 am

    These fools are the shock troops for the radical Marxist agenda. They will lie about out Nation and Leadership just as they have during the French Revolution, World War I and II and countless other conflicts. This ain’t a conflict for sanity, its a fight for freedom……..

  67. bowie1

    June 12, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Earth worship….just another form of idol worship.

  68. CuckLivesMatter

    June 12, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    That video is inspiring me to become a lumberjack.

  69. servantheart

    June 13, 2017 at 12:24 am

    Perhaps the GMOs are already having an Epigentic effect on their brains….

  70. Adam Casalino

    June 13, 2017 at 10:30 am

    LMAO. Friggin hippies.

  71. Quiet Desperation

    June 14, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    “…people need to go extinct…”

    Whoa, whoa, whoa! WTF did i do? I think we can be a bit more surgical here.

  72. ssgtnelson

    June 14, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    I can just see Earth now, “Get ’em off me! Get ’em off!!!!”

  73. Andrew J

    June 15, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    What a disgusting promotion of “rape culture.”

  74. Heywood Jablowme

    June 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    😉

  75. Bemyguest

    June 15, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    WTF!!!!!!!!!

  76. DaisyToo

    June 16, 2017 at 12:48 am

    They’ve just managed to make that old slur, Mother F’er even sicker.

  77. Kemojr

    June 16, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    Send them to North Korea so that they could dig dirt with their mouths.

  78. Marlowe J

    June 17, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    How hot was that tree, though.

  79. Fernando Hubner

    June 18, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    lixo de video gente feia e com problemas mentais

  80. zoozoo

    June 20, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Wait till one of those trees goes Evil Dead on dat ass.

  81. lilyred

    June 21, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    We used to have to go to a carnival and PAY to see weird ones.

  82. Greggore

    June 23, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    They used to put these people in loony bins….WTF happened?

  83. Peter

    June 24, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    You’re going to get some splinters in places you ought not.

  84. dipflo

    June 25, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    it is known among people who practice magic and the occult that there are dead spirits in the ground where they call/summon them, so that one lady busy grinding there could be getting a lot more than just sand in her cookie.

  85. Jo F

    June 25, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    All the ecophobic bigots in the comments need to just be more tolerant.

  86. Bug Spray

    June 27, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    This is why Bigfoot throws rocks at us.

  87. Ishare

    July 1, 2017 at 3:13 am

    The more the left tries to make a point, the more they unravel.
    Are there anymore rationale-thinking, decent person leftist left?
    I can’t think of anyone.

    • Chi Sam

      July 3, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      Any more, stupid. The common word anymore is a reference to time, not a measure of quantity.

      • Bessie Windsor

        July 8, 2017 at 6:42 pm

        You actually logged in and went to the trouble to call someone stupid over the misuse of words? Who’s the stupid one?! GUFFAW!

        • Chi Sam

          July 8, 2017 at 9:58 pm

          It was very little ‘trouble’. Unless you’re inept, you should not be expending much effort to log on and post a comment either.

          It’s no small irony that my reply to Ishare is considerably briefer than is your reply to me. You didn’t think your odd taunt through very well, stupid.

  88. Connor Gifford-Andrews

    July 4, 2017 at 1:16 am

    WTF.

  89. puccini914

    July 4, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    though I agree with most here about the reinstatement of sanatoriums, but just imagining the weird places that they’ll get ringworm is hysterical !!! LOL

  90. Bessie Windsor

    July 8, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    She’s gonna get worms! (It’s actually a STD you can get when you have oral sex with GAIA.)

  91. Michael Berman

    July 9, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    I’ll bet someone above is seriously regretting that whole “no more floods” promise right about now.

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